SURPRISE IT’S A SURVEY

What star sign is the last person you text messaged?
Taurus.

How did you feel when you woke up today?
Blah.

Who was your best friend 5 years ago? 
Didn’t have one.

Do you still talk to that person?
See above.

Do you know what the person you have feelings for is doing at this moment? 
He’s in the back room.

When was the last time you had an alcoholic drink? 
Man…2009? I had a shot of whiskey and almost died, haha.

Who was the last person to make you cry with laughter? 
Nate.

Who was the last person you talked about sex/relationships with?
Nate?

How do you feel about answering sexual questions when filling in surveys?
I find them boring. Ask me about Leibniz. OR WOULD THAT BE A SEXUAL QUESTION OHOHOHOHO

Who was the last person you Facebook messaged? Are they in a relationship?
I actually have no idea who I messaged on Facebook last. I only use Facebook for stalking.

Have you felt your heart racing today? 
No.

In your phone, who is the first contact listed under ‘R’?
Scott.

How did you meet him/her? 
Work.

Who introduced you to the person you have feelings for?
OK Cupid, haha.

When was the last time you did something which you knew was wrong?
I do wrong things like every second.

Do you still speak to your first love?
No.

Do you think you act older or younger than your actual age?
HAHAHA definitely younger.