- The Pizza Hut Book-It! program
- Birthday parties where the whole class was invited and we got goodie bags of cheap and amazing trinkets
- Holding birthday parties at the University Inn where we’d get a poolside room (and I’d get to give out goodie bags of cheap and amazing trinkets)
- My dad’s condo
- Going to my dad’s on the weekend (except for going to church, haha, and only after about age 13)
- Going to my dad’s after school during junior high and being an absolute nuisance in the Yahoo! chatrooms
- Pre-2006 internet
- Trolling the hell out of people on Yahoo! Chat
- Fruitopia
- Opening presents at my mom’s on Christmas Eve and opening presents at my dad’s on Christmas
- Doing all my dumb artsy “films” with my mom’s camcorder
