Hi, sorry, LOOK AT THIS PASTA

Look at how ENORMOUS those noodles are, yo. Like, compare them to the regular-size rigatoni on the left.

I COULD FIT MY WHOLE HAND IN THERE
(Okay, not really, but I could probably shove like two fingers in it)
(Giggity)

I’d have to cook these for like an hour to get them to the mushiness I like.

Fantastic.