It’s another survey, please be kind

1. How many cars have you ever owned?
Zero.

2. Can you do math in your head well?
Absolutely not. That is not a skill I possess.

3. What’s your least favorite chore to do around the house?
I hate hanging up my clothes after doing laundry. I’m okay with the actual laundry part, but I’d much prefer to just have all my clean clothes sit in a big pile than hang them up afterwards.

4. What’s your favorite flavor of potato chip?
Plain? I don’t mind salt and vinegar, though.

5. Do you ever read the weather forecast?
Yup. Helps me know what to wear when walking/running outside.

6. Do amusement park rides make you sick?
They didn’t when I was a kid, but ever since I’ve had my appendix taken out (6th grade), I get REALLY motion sick.

7. Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
C-3P0, easily.

8. What kind of cheese do you put on your sandwiches?
Depends on the sandwich! I’m cool with Swiss cheese in most contexts, but if you try to make me a grilled cheese with Swiss, I’ll stab you in the toe. And my Subway sandwiches need that white cheese they have, whatever that is.

9. What radio station do you listen to the most?
I’ve been into C97.7 up here. It plays 80s music, mostly.

10.Who was the last person to give you a gift?
My mom!

11. How old were you when you got your driver’s license?
Sixteen, maybe? I know I could drive during my senior year.

12. What was the first thing you ever learned how to cook?
Probably spaghetti or something like that.

13. Did you ever collect beanie babies?
OH MY GOD YES. I had tag shields and display boxes and magazines and everything.

14. When was the last time you got a haircut?
Right before Covid hit up here, haha. Mid-February 2020.

15. Have you ever been to a bachelor/bachelorette party?
Nope.

16. How many people can you say you TRULY love?
Like four.

17. Where are you most ticklish on your body?
DON’T TOUCH ME

18. Do you like kids?
I do not like kids. Never have, even as a kid, haha.

19. Have you ever cheated on a test?
Nope.

20. Is your next birthday coming up soon?
It’s several months out, still.

21. Have you ever bailed anyone out of jail?
No.

22. What’s the last board game you played?
Probably that Marvel card game Nate has.

23. Have you ever given someone a fake phone number?
Yes.

24. Do you actually eat 3 meals a day?
HA. No.

25. Do you have any bumper stickers on your car?
I don’t have a car.

26. Do you leave good tips when you eat out at restaurants?
I try to do at least 20%.

27. What’s your favorite thing to eat at bbqs?
Something plain, haha. If someone’s grilling up just regular hot dogs, I’d be good with that.

28. Do you still own any VHS tapes?
Yes, actually!

29. How many of your friends have you known for at least 5 years?
I don’t have any friends.

30. Are you superstitious?
To a degree, yes.

31. What was your favorite book as a child?
As a small child, it was definitely Dr. Seuss’ “A Fly Went By.”

32. Have you lied to anyone in the last 24 hours?
Yes.

33. What’s the most expensive restaurant you’ve ever eaten at?
Probably NOtaBLE.

34. How many jobs have you had?
Five?

35. Are you keeping a secret from anyone right now?
Yes.

36. What’s the smallest town you’ve ever visited?
Visited? I have no idea. Viola’s pretty small, isn’t it?

37. If there was a real Jurassic Park, would you visit it?
Probably not.

38. Have you ever gone golfing?
Just mini golf. I suck at it.

39. What’s your favorite kind of soup?
I’m not much of a soup person. Just regular chicken noodle.

40. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
I can’t remember.

41. Do you know any sign language?
I can finger spell!

42. If you became famous for something, what would it be?
I’d like it to be for writing or teaching stats, but it would probably be something dumb that got caught on video.

43. How many friends do you have that are married?
I think most of my old friends are married.

44. Do you ever read the newspaper?
I can’t remember the last time I even held a newspaper.

45. When you’re having a bad day, how do you make yourself feel better?
I don’t. I brood.

46. Do you still have your wisdom teeth?
Nope.

47. Did you have a swing set in your yard when you were a child?
Yes!

48. Have you ever played poker for money?
Nope.

49. You’re making a fruit salad: what kinds of fruit do you put in it?
Fruit salad sounds horrible.

51. What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?
Outbreak.

52. Do you eat your mac & cheese with a fork or a spoon?
FORK

53. Where did you have your first kiss?
At a drag show, haha.

54. When you were a kid, were you ever afraid of cooties?
Nope.

55. Do you ever go Christmas caroling in December?
No, surprisingly.