Hello friends. Today I want to share with you all of the alarms that I have on my phone.

Why, you ask?

Because that’s the kind of worthless content I’m sure you’ve all come to expect from me.
Because it’s…uh…interesting. Yeah, let’s go with that.

Anyway. Here is the list of all the alarm times I have as options on my phone:

• 00:00
• 00:10
• 00:15
• 00:30
• 00:45
• 01:30
• 02:00
• 02:20
• 02:20
• 02:30
• 02:34
• 02:38
• 02:40
• 02:47
• 02:55
• 03:00
• 03:05
• 03:10
• 03:20
• 03:25
• 03:30
• 03:31
• 03:32
• 03:35
• 03:36
• 03:37
• 03:40
• 03:42
• 03:45
• 03:50
• 03:51
• 03:55
• 04:00
• 04:05
• 04:10
• 04:15
• 04:20
• 04:30
• 04:33
• 04:35
• 04:40
• 04:45
• 04:51
• 04:55
• 05:00
• 05:05
• 05:10
• 05:13
• 05:15
• 05:20
• 05:30
• 05:35
• 05:36
• 05:40
• 05:41
• 05:43
• 05:45
• 05:46
• 05:50
• 05:55
• 06:00
  06:05
• 06:08
• 06:12
• 06:15
• 06:20
• 06:25
• 06:27
• 06:30
• 06:32
• 06:35
• 06:40
• 06:42
• 06:45
• 06:47
• 06:50
• 06:52
• 06:55
• 07:00
• 07:05
• 07:15
• 07:20
• 07:25
• 07:30
• 07:35
• 07:40
• 07:45
• 07:55
• 08:00
• 08:07
• 08:10
• 08:15
• 08:20
• 08:24
• 08:25
• 08:26
• 08:27
• 08:30
• 08:35
• 08:39
• 08:40
• 08:45
• 08:53
• 08:54
• 09:00
• 09:05
• 09:10
• 09:15
• 09:25
• 09:30
• 09:45
• 10:00
• 10:30
• 10:45
• 10:48
• 11:35
• 11:56
• 12:15
• 12:20
• 12:25
• 12:30
• 12:48
• 12:50
• 13:45
• 13:40
• 13:45
• 13:48
• 14:30
• 14:40
• 14:50
• 15:00
• 15:30
• 15:40
• 15:45
• 17:05
• 17:15
• 17:30
• 17:40
• 17:45
• 18:00
• 21:45
• 21:50
• 22:30
• 23:15
• 23:20
• 23:30
• 23:50

I’m sure you have questions. Let me answer them.

Q: That’s 146 different alarms.
A: Not really a question, but…yes.

Q: Do you use them all in a single day?
A: God, no.

Q: Do you not have a snooze function on your phone?
A: I do have a snooze function on my phone. The problem with the snooze function is that my lizard brain goes “DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO MAKE THE BEEPING STOP” and I will, in the half-daze of sleep, manage to disable it.

Q: Why are there several sequences of alarms going off every minute?
A: Because I really, really, really have trouble waking up.

Q: How many of these do you usually utilize to wake up in the morning?
A: I’d say anywhere from 10 to 30 of them. Depends on when I’m getting up.

Q: Why are there so many in the morning but not as many in the afternoon/night?
A: Because I’m usually up by that point. Usually.

Q: An alarm at 02:34 in the morning?
A: Yes.

Q: What the hell is wrong with you?
A: Many, many things.