1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Hopefully!
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
God no.
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
I’m always aggravated, so…whenever the last time it was I was happy.
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
Sure.
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
Hahaha, hopefully not.
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
Not today, no.
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
Clothes.
8. How often do you listen to music?
At least once a day for a few hours.
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
Sweats.
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
OLD SURVEY IS OLD
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
People suck and might have viruses.
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
Nnnnnnno OH SHIT RIGHT, AARON! Hahaha, embarrassing.
13. What about ‘R’?
*shudders*
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
Haha, no. I probably can’t drive at all anymore, period.
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
I think everyone cares about that, whether they want to admit it or not.
16. Are you going out of town soon?
Nope.
17. When was the last time you cried?
A few hours ago.
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
Duh?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
Blue is pretty. Or green.
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
Sure.
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
The fact that I’m me and almost everything I do is a mistake.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
Eh.
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
Nope, haha.
24. What are you sitting on right now?
A chair?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
Does my husband count as family?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, high school.
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
My husband.
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
Nope! I have a very good immune system.
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
Walmart.
30. Does anyone hate you?
Probably.
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
Nope.
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
Eh.
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
No.
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
All. All the years.
35. Did you have a dream last night?
Probably, but not one I remember.
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Today.
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Hopefully!
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Hopefully!
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Doubt it.
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
Well, I had a root canal, SO.
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
Yup.
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
Nope.
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Maybe.
44. What’s the best part about school?
Everything. I like school.
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
Yeah.
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
I never did, no.
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
Always.
48. Were you single over the last summer?
Nope.
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
In many ways, yes.
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Being productive.
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
Nope.
52. Are you nice to everyone?
I try to be, but no.
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Eh.
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Done!
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Hahahaha, no.
56. Do you think you like someone?
Duh.
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
No.
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
Dudes.
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
I think everyone in the world has seen me cry by this point.
60. Do you hate anyone?
No.
61. How’s your heart?
Fine.
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
I’ll talk about anything, I don’t care anymore.
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
Yes.
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
No idea.
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
Nope.
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Nope.
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
Uh…depends on what they’re crying about. Are they crying ‘cause they’re sad? I wouldn’t love that because I wouldn’t love my significant other to be sad. Are they crying because they saw an impossibly awesome cat? Yes, I would love that!
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
Nope.
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
My mom.
70. How do you look right now?
Horrible, like always.
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?“
Sorta.
72. Can you commit to one person?
Done.
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Sorta.
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
Haha, yeah.
75. Did you wake up cranky?
I don’t think so.
76. Are you a jealous person?
Very.
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
Yes.
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
No.
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
I miss my mom.
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Walk.
81. Last person you cried in front of?
Husband.
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
Yes.
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
Yes.
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
We’re in the same room right now.
85. Are you over your past?
Sure.
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
Haha. Yeah.
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
No.
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Why would they be apologizing?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
Well, it’s their house, so…
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Welcome to the Rob saga, ladies and gentlemen.
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
What is with all the relationship questions?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
Yes.
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yes.
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
Husband.
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Like…physical butterflies? No. Butterfly feelies? Yes.