So I’m calling it right now: things will not be back to normal enough by the end of June for us to go on our super cool retirement trip for my mom.

Which sucks ass.

That is pretty much the only thing in my life that I’m looking forward to right now.

Balls.

Edit from mid-April: hahahaha, yeah, no way in hell is that trip happening. I’d be surprised if I could visit my mom at Christmas.