Oh, Ferngully…


Heyo.

So I was browsing Tumblr, as I commonly do, and I came across a post someone made about the “Toxic Love” song from Ferngully. “Toxic Love” is the villain’s song, and the villain, Hexxus, happens to be voiced by Tim Curry. The poster was basically saying how they used to be scared by the song when they were a kid but absolutely loved it now ‘cause it’s Tim Curry being Mr. Sexy Voice for like 2.5 minutes.

Then I had to look it up on YouTube and oh my god, the comments.

Everyone: choking on pollution
Y’all: H A R D E R D A D D Y

Us as kids: Oh no it’s the bad guy!
Us now: [Sexual Tension Intensifies]

Never thought I’d see a cartoon where Tim Curry orgasms on-screen over the thought of destroying a rainforest, but here we are.

We know the real reason he was locked in a tree and this song proves it.

I may be an environmentalist, but if this is what pollution actually looked like, lemme just say I wouldn’t be drinking out of a metal straw.

Every 90’s child’s sexual awaking

thank you all for making me feel less weird about this XD

I can’t stop freaking laughing, oh my god.

(I always liked this scene when I was a kid, too, hahaha).

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