SURVEYLICIOUS, BITCHES

Who was the last person you held hands with?
My husband.

Are you outgoing or shy?
I’m a shy little bugger.

Who are you looking forward to seeing? Where?
THIS SEMESTER in my REAR VIEW MIRROR

Are you easy to get along with?
I think so; I tend to I avoid confrontation.

If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
I think Nate would be utterly confused and disappointed if I ever got drunk, but I bet he’d still take care of me.

What kind of people are you attracted to?
I’ve always found people who are very passionate (like, borderline obsessive) about one or two things to be very attractive. Not sure why.

Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
I hope so!

Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
Leibniz. ‘Cause always Leibniz.

Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Eh.

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Nate.

What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“Hahaha.”

Do you like it when people play with your hair?
I don’t mind it, though no one has played with my hair in a long time.

Do you believe in luck and miracles?
Sure.

What good thing happened this summer?
I got the job I wanted!

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Absolutely.

Do you think there is life on other planets?
Indeed.

Do you still talk to your first crush?
UHHHHH NOPE

Do you like bubble baths?
If I had to pick bubble bath or bubble-less bath, I would pick the bubble bath.

Do you like your neighbors?
I don’t know any of my neighbors.

What are you bad habits?
Let’s not get into that.

Where would you like to travel?
If I had to travel, I’d pick Antarctica (and Hanover as a second choice). But I’d prefer not to travel at all.

Do you have trust issues?
Meh.

Favorite part of your daily routine?
Walking!

What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
Yes.

What do you do when you wake up?
ACTIVATE TEH SADNESS

Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
I don’t care.

Who are you most comfortable around?
My mom. Nate. Cats.

Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
Hahaha. Flashbacks to 2008/2009.

Do you ever want to get married?
Been there, done that!

Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
Yup.

Spell your name with your chin.
cloaudiuas (that’s not too bad)

Do you play sports? What sports?
I used to do marching band. It’s a sport, fight me.

Would you rather live without TV or music?
TV.

Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
WELCOME TO MY YOUNG ADULT LIFE

What do you say during awkward silences?
Be silent.

What are your favorite stores to shop in?
Walmart (I’m trash), Goodwill.

What do you want to do after high school?
Exactly what I’m doing now.

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Sure.

If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?
I’m lost in one of my fantasy worlds. Leave me alone.

Do you smile at strangers?
If I have to.

Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
Space.

What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
Walking.

What are you paranoid about?
Not much, I don’t think.

Have you ever been high?
Nope.

Have you ever been drunk?
Nope.

Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
I don’t think so.

What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
Man, I don’t know. Olive green?

Ever wished you were someone else?
Constantly.

One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
Everything.

Favourite makeup brand?
Probably Wet n’ Wild. Good quality + affordable.

Favourite colour?
Orange.

Favourite food?
Healthy: broccoli
Unhealthy: M&Ms

Last thing you ate?
I had a jolly rancher a little while ago.

First thing you ate this morning?
The jolly rancher I had a little while ago.

Ever won a competition?
Yup.

Been suspended/expelled?
Nope.

Been arrested? For what?
Nope.

Ever been in love?
I currently am!

Tell us the story of your first kiss?
Hahaha. Let’s just say there was drag involved (for both of us), a dance floor, and the song “Sex Tonight.”

Are you hungry right now?
Nah.

Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
I don’t have any Tumblr friends. Or hardly any real friends.

Facebook or Twitter?
Twitter.

Twitter or Tumblr?
Twitter.

Are you watching tv right now?
No.

Names of your best friends?
Don’t really have any. Maddie, maybe? Sean?

Craving something? What?
Happiness.

What colour are your towels?
They’re striped.

How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nope.

How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
One. She’s in a closet somewhere, though.

What colour is your underwear?
Teal.

Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate, unless it’s ice cream. Then vanilla.

Favourite ice cream flavour?
Oreo.

What colour shirt are you wearing?
It’s got a galaxy on it.

What colour pants?
Mostly blue.

Favourite tv show?
Chicago Hope. The fact that it isn’t on DVD is criminal.

Favourite movie?
Sunshine!

Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
Gill.

First person you talked to today?
Nate.

Last person you talked to today?
Nate.

Name a person you hate?
Trump.

Name a person you love?
Nate!

Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
No.

In a fight with someone?
No.

How many sweatpants do you have?
Hahaha, a lot. But most of them are backup winter walking pants, so they’re stored away in boxes.

How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
Four or five.

Last movie you watched?
Uhhhhhh I don’t remember.

Favourite actress?
I don’t know if I have one.

Favourite actor?
Not sure if I have one. I’ve been watching a lot of Chicago Hope lately, though, so let’s say Adam Arkin. Tom Hanks is also killer.

Do you tan a lot?
I tan a reasonable amount. I tan before I burn.

Have any pets?
Jazzy! Franklin!

How are you feeling?
Burnt out.

Do you type fast?
100-110 WPM if I concentrate.

Do you regret anything from your past?
Lots.

Can you spell well?
W-E-L-L

Do you miss anyone from your past?
I do. I’ve really been missing Sean a lot lately.

Ever been to a bonfire party?
Yup!

Ever broken someone’s heart?
Maybe?

Have you ever been on a horse?
Probably as a kid.

What should you be doing?
Working.

Is something irritating you right now?
LIFE

Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
Haha. Not gonna answer that one.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Nate.

Have you ever been out of your province/state?
Yup.

Do you play the Wii?
I played it a few times back when I was living with the dudes in the house.

Are you listening to music right now?
No, surprisingly.

Do you like chicken noodle soup?
Meh.

Do you like Chinese food?
Not particularly.

Favourite book?
The Caine Mutiny by Herman Wouk.

Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope.

Are you mean?
Meaner than I’d like to be.

Is cheating ever okay?
It is not.

Can you keep white shoes clean?
Ha. No.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes.

Do you believe in true love?
Yes.

Are you currently bored?
Not particularly.

What makes you happy?
Walking. Teaching. Not being a failure.

Would you change your name?
My name is fine.

What your zodiac sign?
Aquarius.

Do you like Subway?
Hellz yeah. Tuna, cheese, mayo, and olives, ‘cause I’m a freak of nature that likes all those things mashed together between bread.

Can you count to one million?
Yes, but why?

Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
Half the time I sleep on the couch/in my chair/in my office chair/on the floor, so I’m not super picky.

How tall are you?
5’2”.

Curly or Straight hair?
Straight.

Brunette or Blonde?
Blonde.

Summer or Winter?
Summer.

Night or Day?
Day.

Favourite month?
July.

Are you a vegetarian?
No, but I don’t eat very much meat.

Dark, milk or white chocolate?
Milk.

Tea or Coffee?
Tea.

Was today a good day?
Eh.

Mars or Snickers?
Snickers.

Do you believe in ghosts?
Sure.

Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
“Could a set of three vectors in R4 span all of R4? (It’s my old linear algebra textbook, haha.)