The April List, The April List, Holy Shit It’s the April List


Yo. Let’s do it.

  • My new favorite Met is Jeff McNeil. He’s good and he’s cool.
  • I am READY FOR THIS SEMESTER TO BE OVER. It’s been a lot of work, a lot of stress, and I’m about done with my semesterly quota of social interaction.
  • I think I just burned out another fraction of my hearing with these Sennheisers. DON’T CARE, WORTH IT
  • I don’t know how I don’t have tinnitus yet.
  • I want Moon Boots. The problem is that I’d probably never wear them, ‘cause it’s all Kinvaras all the time, regardless of how much snow is on the ground.
  • These also look super comfy, but $68. If I spend $6 for a shirt I feel like I’m overpaying. The only thing I willingly shell out dolla-dolla-bills for are my shoes. These pants would also probably be way too long on me.
  • Like…I’m sorry, but what did they expect? Did no one think about what would happen after there was a metric tons of balloons in the sky? Where would they go? Would the Stratosphere Clowns eat them?
  • (Stratosphere Clowns would be a good band name. The Stratosphere Clown Posse. “Fuckin’ ozone, how does it work?”)

I’m done.

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