Alright, nerds, here is the finalized list of my fake baseball teams for my fake Canadian League Baseball simulation that I’ll start tomorrow. I tried to make most of the names relevant to the city/province/territory, but some of them are just “I couldn’t think of anything else so here’s some alliteration to make things sound good.”

Edit: I LIED, I’d forgotten to give Saint John a name. So I called them the Saints. Fight me.

• Alberta: The Alberta Bulls
• Anchorage: The Anchorage Timberwolves
• British Columbia: The BC Bears
• Calgary: The Calgary Cowboys
• Edmonton: The Edmonton Oil Barons
• Fredericton: The Fredericton Fighters
• London: The London Chaps
• Halifax: The Halifax Dreadhawks
• Hamilton: The Hamilton Steelers
• Manitoba: The Manitoba Lakers
• Montreal: The Montreal Expos
• Newfoundland: The Newfoundland Hounds
• Nova Scotia: The Nova Scotia Mariners
• Nunavut: The Nunavut Miners
• Ontario: The Ontario Horseshoes
• Ottawa: The Ottawa Monarchs
• Prince Edward Island: The Prince Edward Islanders
• Quebec: The Quebec Rebels
• Regina: The Regina Giants
• Saint John: The Saint John Saints
• Saskatchewan: The Saskatchewan Tornadoes
• Saskatoon: The Saskatoon Sabers
• Thunder Bay: The Thunder Bay Lightning
• Toronto: The Toronto Blue Jays
• Vancouver: The Vancouver Blues
• Victoria: The Victoria Royals
• Windsor: The Windsor Welders
• Winnipeg: The Winnepeg Warriors
• Yellowknife: The Yellowknife Blizzards
• Yukon: The Yukon Gold

Tune in tomorrow for the official intro to this project!