HI THERE

Still trying to think of names for my fake Canadian teams before the season starts. Here’s what I’ve got so far:

• Alberta: The Alberta Bulls
• Anchorage
• British Columbia
• Calgary: The Calgary Cowboys
• Edmonton: The Edmonton Oil Barons*
• London:
• Halifax: The Halifax Dreadhawks***
• Manitoba: The Manitoba Lakers (‘cause…there’s a lot of lakes in Manitoba?)
• Montreal
• New Brunswick
• Newfoundland
• Nova Scotia
• Nunavut
• Ontario
• Ottawa
• Prince Edward Island: The Prince Edward Islanders (I AM A GENIUS)
• Quebec
• Quebec City
• Regina: The Regina Giants (‘cause it sounds cool)
• Saint John
• Saskatchewan
• Saskatoon
• Thunder Bay: The Thunder Bay Lightning
• Toronto
• Vancouver:
• Victoria: The Victoria Royals
• Windsor:
• Winnipeg
• Yellowknife: The Yellowknife Blizzards
• Yukon: The Yukon Gold****

YES, a lot of them overlap with other sports. COWBOYS ARE NOT A UNIQUE GEOGRAPHICAL FEATURE TO DALLAS, OKAY?

*freaking ksdfjsjflsjfsjf the “Oil Barons” are name of a Junior Hockey Team from Fort McMurry. Gonna keep it anyway. And yes, I know, the Edmonton Oilers are a thing. Gonna keep it anyway. What the hell else is there unique about Edmonton, come on, give me a break.**

**Haha, I could call them “The Edmonton Mall Rats” instead, there ya go.

***Blame Picnicface. They’re Canadian, though, so it’s like a tribute.

****YES I KNOW THAT’S A POTATO I DON’T GIVE A STARCHY DAMN

‘Sall I got right now. Do you have any ideas/suggestions for the others?