When Al Gore dances, does he follow an Al Gore Rhythm?


So due to the OH GOD IT HURTS unseasonably cold weather we’ve been getting this month, I’ve had to transition (at least temporarily) to my winter walking clothes.

This made me realize that I’ve never told you what I wear on my walks based on the season.

I’m sure you don’t actually care, but I’mma talk about it anyway. Because this is my blog and I suck and thus this blog should suck accordingly.

Fight me.

SUMMER!

  • Hat
  • Short-sleeve shirt
  • Pants (stretchy, breathable, has a butt pocket for iPod)
  • Socks
  • (Plus underwear, bra, shoes)

SPRING/FALL!

  • Same as summer, except add a light jacket

WINTER!

  • Hat
  • Short-sleeve shirt
  • Pants (thick, not breathable, fuzzy warm)
  • Tights (extra protection from cold)
  • Socks
  • Headphones (to protect my ears from the cold)
  • Gloves (I dual-wield those cheap $2 gloves because I’m pathetic)
  • Winter coat (I swear this thing is made of the same stuff that protects the space shuttle during re-entry. It’s such a good coat and it only cost like $5 because I got it at Goodwill)
  • (Plus underwear, bra, shoes)

 

Party time.

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