Hi.

So as you all probably know, if I talk a lot about a certain thing, it’s either because I really love it or really hate it.

I leave it to you to decide in which of those categories emojis belong.

But anyway. For shits n’ giggles, I decided to see if there was some master list of Samsung emojis because I have no life and no hope of ever having a life.

And is there?
WHY OF COURSE THERE IS.
Let’s look at some of these buggers, shall we?

Mwah.

I SAID MWAH!

MWAH, MOTHER FUCKERS!

[why are there three versions of this? Do these really represent three distinct emotions?]

50 Shades of Water Polo

BEEMOJI

[god there are so many of these damn things]

It’s a scroll. It’s just a scroll. That’s its name. “Scroll.” I’m pretty sure the emoji creators were on drugs when they made this and actually don’t honestly know what it should have been, ‘cause how in the fuck…

Clippy

CLIPPY’S PARENTS

What are these for? Why are these here? What has my life become?

THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE A KEYBOARD WHAT IN THE SHITTING SHIT

I CAN’T
I’M DONE