Warning: I’m in a caps lock mood, so be prepared.
What is the color of the last towel you used?
Are you listening to music right now?
I’m blasting the hell out of my eardrums with the Planet Earth II Suite. It’s such a good song.
If so, whatcha listening to?
CRAP I DIDN’T SEE THIS QUESTION BEFORE RESPONDING TO THE PREVIOUS ONE I MESSED UP BIG TIME
Would you rather have a hippo or rhino dropped on you?
A hippo, but only if it’s hungry hungry.
Do you walk a lot?
If you’re still in school, what number is your locker?
GOD I MISS SCHOOL
What color is it?
Do you have any super silly nicknames?
I’m Claudia Marie Bitchin’ McGee, but that’s not a nickname.
That’s a responsibility.
Have you ever heard of the Japanese snack Yan Yan?
Do you watch sports?
Which ones, if any?
SHIT I DID IT AGAIN
Do you enjoy the great outdoors?
I appreciate the mediocre outdoors.
Do you like cream soda?
Is there anyone who hates you?
What color is your cell phone?
How does your hair look right now?
Are you on any medications?
What is the last piece of mail you received?
No idea. Probably something from RBC or CIBC.
How about e-mail?
Probably a question from a student.
Who is your 15th contact in your phone?
I don’t have that many contacts.
Name something you like about school.
E V E R Y T H I N G
Do you eat meat, or are you a vegetarian?
I will eat meat, but I don’t ever eat it unless it’s at a restaurant or something. I never cook it on my own.
Have you ever cried in front of a teacher?
I’ve cried in front of everyone.
Have you ever cried BECAUSE of a teacher?
Do you do a :) or a (:?
(: is the most uncomfortable thing on the planet to look at.
Do you have a Facebook?
Do you go on it often, if you do?
I stalk people, but I never post anymore.
What is the closest gas station to you?
That Shell across the street.
Who did you last see in concert?
What grade are you in?
Can we stop with the school questions? It’s making me feel nostalgic and sad.
Are paper clips fun to play with?
Can you speak any other language?
I know some sign language. And I can fingerspell.
Do you prefer mechanical pencils or regular pencils?
Do you have a job?
What’s your job?
Stats instructor at U of C. Best job ever.
Do you take advil, tylenol, or ibuprofen?
Ibuprofen, but only when I’m really hurting.
Do you enjoy classic rock?
Have you ever heard of the band Citizen Cope?
Is your alarm clock set right now?
What kind of music do you listen to the most?
Anything that catches my fancy. I’ve broadened my musical tastes a lot with this “Decade of Music” project.
If you witnessed a crime, would you call the police right away?
Depends on the crime. Littering? Nah, I’d just clean up the mess. Murder?
Nah, I’d just clean up the mess. Yes.
Are you itchy right now?
Do you like pine trees, or do think the sap is too annoying?
Trees are gods DO NOT INSULT THEIR ZEUS JUICE
Mountains or beach?
Beach, just because I like the sound of the ocean.
Are your walls blank or covered with pictures/posters?
Blank, except for Leibniz.
Have you ever tried veggie burgers?
Do you have anything on your wrists?
I have six (yes, six) hair ties on my left wrist right now.
Do you have a mirror in the room you are in?
Have you ever had corn nuts?
Hell yeah! I used to eat them while playing Moto Racer when I was a kid.
Do you smoke?
What is your favorite shape?
Who did you last kiss?
My wonderful husband.
Do you have any favorite accessories?
What color are your sheets?
…are they striped? Why the hell can’t I remember the sheets?
What time did you wake up this morning?
Did you take a nap today?
Would you rather get a tattoo of a face or a name?
Do you get a lot of sleep at night?
I never get a lot of sleep.
What was the last flavor of ice cream you ate?
Where were you an hour ago?
When’s the last time you got a haircut?
I sawed off a bunch of my hair not too long ago.
Anything good in your cabinets?
More half-empty pasta boxes than there are atoms in our solar system.
How old are you?
Cupcakes or muffins?
Muffins, but only poppy seed.
Are pigs adorable or dirty?
Pigs are coolio.
What color are your shoelaces?
Anything moldy in your house?
Don’t think so.
Have you ever been in an earthquake?
Do you enjoy history?
Sure. I don’t know enough of it, but I enjoy it.
How much time do you spend on Facebook?
More than I should.
What internet browser do you use?
Do you work full-time or part-time?
Technically part time, but I’ve been working ALL THE DAMN TIME THIS SEMESTER
Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Santa’s a badass.
When is the last time you yawned?
Haha, just now. THANKS, QUESTION
Do you wear a lot of makeup?
Not a lot.
Do you wanna learn any other languages?
I would love to be fluent in sign language.
Have you been outside your native country?
I am right now!
What is the worst pain you’ve ever experienced?
Are you a confident person?
Hahaha, I thought that said “are you a confident pizza,” and I was like no, my toppings are insecurity and “STOP STARING AT ME I’M NOT A SIDESHOW”
Do you own a laptop or desktop?
What’s the temperature outside?
Did you get hit by any hurricanes?
Hahaha. If we ever did up here, something’s gone terribly wrong.
Could you ever be a mortician?
Are you pumped up about anything?
Not right now.
Can you solve a Rubik’s cube?
What color hair do you have?
Have you ever eaten a bug?
What color are your kitchen walls painted?