In my very first class meeting on my very first day of college, our professor told us that you have to study something for at least 7 years before you become an expert in that something. I have no idea where she got that specific amount of time (or why we were even talking about something like that on the first day of PSYC 101), but if we hold it to be true, then here’s a list of things I am now an expert on:

• Statistics
• Leibniz
• Going to school
• Blogging
• Failing to regularly update my blog
• Fangirling over Metalocalypse
• Drawing crappy drawings
• Being the most obnoxious person on the planet

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