Another Quality Blog Post from the Dumpster Fire that is Eigenblogger


I took approximately 0% of this survey seriously. Fair warning.

1. Last movie you saw in a theater?
I have no freaking idea. I can hardly remember what I did yesterday, let alone whenever I was last in a theatre.

2. What book are you reading?
Book Reading for Dummies.

3. Favorite board game?
Scrabble.

4. Favorite magazine?
I don’t have one. I gotta get through Book Reading for Dummies before I can tackle Magazine Reading for Dummies. Who do you think I am, Einstein?

5. Favorite smells?
DREAMS BEING CRUSHED AND GROUND INTO GOURMET PEPPER
(zomg “Pepper-Ground Dreams” would be the best heavy metal band name)

6. Favorite sounds?
DREAMS BEING CRUSHED AND GROUND INTO GOURMET PEPPER

7. Worst feeling in the world?
Feelings.

8. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?
“MA-CHO, MA-CHO MAAAAAAN! I WANNA BE A MACHO MAAAAN!”

9. Favorite fast food place?
Chain: McDonald’s.
“Local”: Cougar Country.

10. Future child’s name?
BotTot 3001.

11. Finish this statement. “If I had lot of money I’d….?
Be rich. OHOHOHOHOHOHO

12. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Nope.

13. Storms – cool or scary?
Storms are awesome, yo.

14. Favorite drink?
Water. ‘Cause I’m hard-core like that.

15. Do you eat the stems on broccoli?
The stems are disgusting. Florets or GTFO.

16. If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?
The missing shade of blue.

17. Name all the different cities/towns you’ve lived in?
Do I gotta?

18. Favorite sports to watch?
Baseball. That’s pretty much it.

19. What’s under your bed?
The floor. And sometimes cat toys.

20. Would you like to be born as yourself again?
No. I am a chronic disappointment.

21. Morning person, or night owl?
Mornings suck. Nite owls 4 lyfe!

22. Over easy, or sunny side up?
Are we still talking about mornings?

23. Favorite place to relax?
Relaxing is a foreign concept to me.

24. Favorite pie?
Transcendental.

25. Favorite ice cream flavor?
Oreo!

26. Of all the people who play, how many of the posts do you usually read?
Play what? OH GOD IS THIS A GAME? CAN I STILL WIN??

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