Buckets: They Pail in Comparison


I am BORED so you get SURVEY.
Try not to HATE ME.

Put your music on shuffle and answer these with the song TITLE.

If I had a band, it would be called:
Ray of Light

When I die, my headstone will say::
Pick Up The Phone [that’s kinda creepy for a headstone]

At my wedding, in my vows I will say::
Can It Be You?

If i could kill someone, I would kill them with::
Find You [??]

When I leave high school, I will be most remembered for::
Txt Msg Brkup [hahaha]

When my boy/girlfriend makes me mad I tell him/her::
Yeah [hahahaha]

When I party I like to::
Africa [I totally Africa all the time. You’ve seen me.]

When People send me annoying forwards, i scream::
Revolution

When I go out, people look at me and think to themselves::
I Want [there has never been a more inaccurate survey answer in the history of the universe]

When hanging out with friends, we like to::
Breathe [yeah, that’s generally a good activity to partake in]

Now… answer these with the first line of the song:

This morning your alarm went off at 5:00 AM. you say::
So I was sitting there in the bar and this guy comes up to me and he said “My life stinks.” 

Then you get up and get in the shower and sing::
What would you do if I walked up to you and I told ya how I feel about ya now?

When you cant find your favorite shirt, you yell::
It wakes me up at night

After getting dressed you go downstairs and::
Been there, done that, messed around

You then get a bowl of cereal. It is stale. You say::
Shut up train I’m trying to sleep [damn trains making me get up and delivering me stale cereal]

After eating your stale cereal, you head out to catch the bus. The bus already left. You curse and scream::
Hey! Where’s the drum?

So now you have to walk to school. The Populars drive by you and say::
I’m feeling sexy and free

You reply angrily::
You’re beautiful and that’s for sure [huh. Well.]

They drive off and scream::
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub [alrighty then]

You try to cross the street, but can’t because of a car wreck. You say::
Hello darkness, my old friend

So you walk all the way back to the other side of the street to the store. You go in the store and ask the clerk::
We’re in trouble so we move on the double, we move on the double, we move, yeah [apparently I suck at asking questions]

He replies::
We have fallen down again tonight

You give him a strange look and say::
Wake up kids, we’ve got the dreamers disease

Then you get some chips, but you cant find your money. You mumble::
Far away; the ship is taking me far away

The clerk says::
She takes her time with the little things [bitch, chips are serious business]

You angrily walk out of the store saying::
Life’s the same I’m moving in stereo [life’s the same, except for my chips]

So… You go to the Starbucks across the street and a lady asks you::
Hey Judy, get Trudy

To which you say::
I’ve known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

…When your cellphone rings. It’s your friend. She says::
The test begins, now [OH SHIT]

You tell her::
Hold on to me as we go, as we roll down this unfamiliar road

So she gets mad and hangs up the phone. You yell::
You got the touch! You got the power!

People start to think you have problems, so you tell them::
You’re gonna drive me crazy

The man at the counter tells you::
I apologize, seem to have arrived on what items in my bag from your house. [what]

So you say::
I hope this old train breaks down so I can take a walk around

Then you leave the Starbucks. You can cross the street to get to school now:
Here we are so what you gonna do

You get across the street and a rabid dog starts to chase you; you scream::
I wanna wake up in a different city

When you get away, you say::
When I first saw you something stirred within me

You finally get to school. Teacher wants to know why you’re late.:
I like where we are when we drive in your car [THIS SOUNDS SO INAPPROPRIATE OMG]

She don’t believe you. So you tell her::
They say the eyes are the windows of the soul, but i love all the little dark holes in your body bag. [oh god why]

She still does not believe you, so she sends you to the principal. He asks::
I’m holdin’ on a rope got me ten feet off the ground

So you reply::
I’m not a rocket scientist

He thinks you are getting an attitude so he tells you::
It’s like forgetting the words to your favorite song

Then sends you to detention. You mumble::
When we were young the future was so bright

Sitting in detention… You meet a butch girl named Ashley. She asks you::
I hopped off the plane at L.A.X

You look at her in horror and tell her::
Listen to yourself you’re a hot mess

Then move to the other side of the class. She Yells::
We drop beats that’ll crack your cranium

There are people in the back trying to sing. It’s really bad. You tell them:
Some girls won’t dance to the beat of the track

They get mad and say::
You make me happy, whether you know it or not [hahaha]

So you just go to sleep for the rest of the time. When you wake up, it’s 4:00. You look around and say::
Come down from the mountain, you have been gone too long

You ask the teacher why he didn’t wake you up, and he says::
I’ll be your light, your match, your burning sun [what is with the inappropriate teacher relationships I’m having here?]

So you run all the way home. Mom wants to know where you’ve been.:
Used to know a boy

But she don’t wanna hear it. She grounds you and you say::
Call it magic, call it true

So she yells back::
There’s something here between us [yeah, weird anger]

You stomp up to your room and trip over the top stair; you yell::
Pass the Grey Poupon [hahaha]

Then you go in your room and text your lover. He/she texts::
All my life, oh yeah yeah

You get mad and say::
And the morning light was breaking

Then he/she says::
I woke up late again this morning [guess he missed the breaking light]

Then you get so mad you throw your phone at the wall, and it breaks.:“
A court is in session, a verdict is in

You sit in your room for the next 4 hours saying:
Open up the champagne, pop!

Your mom thinks your going crazy, so she says::
I’ve been here before, but always hit the floor

You look at her crazy, then walk away saying::
Nowhere, yeah we’re going nowhere fast

She throws a frying pan at you and you scream::
She’s just a friend, you see 

She yells Back::
To everything (turn, turn, turn)

So you storm upp to your room again and say::
Strumming my pain with his fingers

Then you get in the shower and sing::
You gotta know, I’m feeling love

Then before you go to bed you pray that::
I know I took the path that you would never want for me

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