I AM CAPTAIN SPONGE


When was the last time you got a nose bleed?
I get them every month or so, sometimes twice a month. It might be because it’s fairly dry up here.

Do you keep magazines by your toilet?
Nope.

If you were a waiter/waitress, would you make good tips?
Ha. Probably not.

Have you ever stolen a road sign or traffic barrier?
Nope.

What are the best kind of Girl Scout cookies?
Trefoils. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar and an awful person in general.

When was the last time you purchased alcohol?
Never?

Do you find it attractive when a guy actually shows his feelings?
Of course. Everyone should be able to express their feelings.

Are you a fussy eater?
I am. Deal with it.

List everything you ate and drank today:
An English muffin and some water.

How are you sitting?
LIKE A BOSS

Waiting for something?
I’m waiting for the semester to end. I’m waiting to see what will happen in my future. I’m waiting to get a break from all this. I’m basically a ball of anger and anxiety right now.

Do you like pretzels?
Not really, no.

Do you wait until you’ve completely finished a certain makeup product before you buy a new one?
Yup. I haven’t bought new eyeshadow in like 13 years. Which is probably bad, but hey.

Did you wake up before 8:00 a.m. this morning?
HA.

Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren’t?
Welcome to the past two months, yo.

Do you have reason to cry right now?
It’s me. I can always cry over something.

How many sodas a week do you have?
Zero!

Do you shop at Victoria’s Secret?
I like La Senza better.

Are you into sports?
Is walking a sport? I like to watch baseball, I suppose.

Can you easily touch your toes?
I have never been able to touch my toes. I always failed the “flexibility” part of that Presidential Fitness Test. I could do like 13 pull-ups, but could never touch my toes.

What did the last shoes you wore look like?
They’re my walking shoes!

What do you currently hear?
My compy making noises, Jazzy squeaking.

Have you ever done yoga?
BAH.

Do you text a lot?
I text my mom all the time.

Do you have a fax machine at home?
Nope.

Do you know anyone who has diabetes?
My grandma. My cousin.

Have you ever had to block anyone online?
No. I just ignore people and hope they go away.

Are you afraid of thunder and lightning?
I love thunder and lightning. Unless I’m out walking in it.

Are you a shop-a-holic?
Nah. I like to look at things, but I rarely buy a lot.

Are you healthy?
Healthier than most, I think.

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