Once upon a time, I was a muffin


OLOGY Meme
MOUTHOLOGY
What is your least favorite salad dressing?
I don’t know. I really have only ever had Caesar, ranch, and Italian. Vinaigrette doesn’t sound appealing, though.

What is your least favorite fast food restaurant?
Least favorite? I’ve never really been a fan of Burger King, but I haven’t had it in a long time and never ate it regularly or anthing. So.

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Well, my favorite used to be Bonanza, but the world is a horrible place and Bonanza went out of business. I’m not sure if you’d consider Mongolian BBQ a sit-down restaurant. I mean, you can sit in there…I’m going to count it. Mongolian BBQ.

On average, what would cause you to flirt with the server?
Nnnnothing?

What food could you eat every day just to “get along”?
Healthy option: broccoli. Unhealthy option: M&Ms.

What pizza toppings would make you hurl?
Pineapple. That just doesn’t sound appealing on a pizza.

TECHNOLOGY
Number of contacts you’d never let your significant other see on your cell phone?
Zero. First off, if I had a contact I wouldn’t want Nate to see, that probably means that something’s wrong. Second, I have like seven contacts. Two of them are my parents, three of them are people I NEVER talk to, and I can’t even remember the rest.

Number of contacts in your email address book that are exes?
None.

Do you judge others about the wallpaper on their computer?
That’s an odd thing to be judgmental about.

What is your favorite technology from the past that is now obsolete?
The slide rule!

Do you have stuff on your computer that you’d never want someone to see?
My garbage stories, but that’s mostly because they’re garbage.

BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed.

Do you like your smile?
No. Probably because it’s the least photogenic smile ever.

What’s your best feature?
I like the color of my hair. If that even counts.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Appendix, wisdom teeth.

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
WELL IT’S OBVIOUSLY MY SENSE OF SMELL

When was the last time you had a cavity?
I’ve never had a cavity. At least officially. I haven’t been to the dentist in a long time, though.

What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
Annabelle, haha.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
I don’t know if I was knocked unconscious when I had my first (or second) concussion.

BULLCRAPOLOGY
If you could, would you wanna know the day you were going to die?
Sure!

Is love for real?
Damn straight it is.

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Doctor Poopinmeyer! I dunno.

What color do you think looks best on you?
Probably pink.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Yes.

Have you ever saved someone’s life?
Nope.

Has someone ever saved yours?
Not directly, no.

DAREOLOGY
Would you walk naked down a public street for $100,000?
Sure. $100,000 is quite a bit of money.

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
If I wasn’t in a relationship, sure.

Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000?
Haha, no.

Would you never blog again for $50,000?
NEVER! My blog is important to me and I have to hit my 10,000th post.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Sure.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
God no.

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Absolutely.

DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket?
I don’t have any pockets right now. Wearing pajama pants.

Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hardwood everywhere but the bedrooms.

Could you live with roommates?
I’ve done it before. Though I think I was lucky and got the 4 (well, 3) best roommates possible.

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Zero.

Where were you born?
On earth.

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Hahaha, never.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
A trombone.

LASTOLOGY
Friend you talked to?
Sean.

Last person you called?
My mom.

Person you hugged?
Nate!

FAVORITOLOGY
Number?
11.

Color?
Orange.

Season?
Summer.

CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone?
I really miss my mom. She’s not having a good time right now. I also miss Annabelle.

Mood?
Is “cold” a mood?

Listening to?
A baseball game.

Watching?
The baseball game, intermittently.

Worrying about?
HAHA. Everything.

RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning?
Bathroom. Or if you mean out of the house, the bathroom in the math building (I had to change from my walking clothes to my school clothes)

What can you not wait to do?
Get this semester over with. Go visit my mom/dad/kitty.

What’s the last movie you saw?
Um…Age of Ultron, I think.

When was the last time you got caught cheating?
Never.

Are you a sexy person?
Hah.

Now that the survey’s (or meme) done what are you going to do?
Screw around on the internet. Or play The Sims.

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