This survey’s hella long, but I’m hella nervous, so this is all you get today.

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?
Definitely more cereal than milk. But I guess the only two cereals I ever even have with milk are Fruit Loops and Rice Krispies; the rest I eat dry.

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?
It’s always freaking windy here, so not really, no.

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?
Usually index cards, or torn off corners of paper.

4: how do you take your coffee/tea?
Plain? I don’t drink coffee, though.

5: are you self-conscious of your smile?
I smile like a turd.

6: do you keep plants?
In socialist Canada, plants keep YOU!

7: do you name your plants?
In socialist Canada, plants name YOU!

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?
What are these…”feelings?”
(I draw and write.)

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?
I like singing out loud better, but sure.

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?
On my back or side, usually.

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?
“Love is universal: true or false?”

12: what’s your favorite planet?
Uranus. ‘Cause it’s all tilty.

13: what’s something that made you smile today?

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?
I don’t know if I have a best friend. Is Sean my best friend even though I haven’t talked to him in like 40 years? If I lived with Sean again, there’d be guitars (both real and of the Rock Band variety) EVERYWHERE. We probably wouldn’t be the tidiest of people, either.

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!
Jupiter’s day lasts 9 hours and 55 minutes. That’s not too weird, but I’m too lazy to Google something and that’s just a Jupiter fact that I knew.

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?
Penne noodles with broccoli and feta. So good.

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?
I don’t want to dye my hair.

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.
That time we were hooliganing around Moscow and I had the back of the Subaru open for like half a mile.

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?
My blog is my journal.
My blog is my life.

20: what’s your favorite eye color?

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.
The Kipling black bag that my grandma got me. I use it on my walks.

22: are you a morning person?
God, no.

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
Go walking! Get some miles, yo.

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?
I’ve never broken into anywhere.

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?
I haven’t had any shoes “forever,” but I do wear my walking shoes with everything.

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?
Whatever that watermelon flavor of the 5 gum is.

28: sunrise or sunset?

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?
I have no idea.

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?
Yes. Idler’s Rest. I was sure Rob and I were going to be killed.

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
I like wearing socks, but that’s mainly ‘cause I’m always so freaking cold. But they have to be ostentatious socks! The weirder, the better.

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.
It was summer 2010 and I was visiting Moscow from Vancouver. Matt, Maggie, Alex, and I commandeered my mom’s car and, after being hooligans in the downtown fountain and at Shari’s, we drove out to Idler’s Rest (this was like two and a half years after Rob and I almost died out there, so we felt safe) and we all just had a bitch/cry fest about how none of our lives were what we wanted at the time. It was very cathartic.

33: what’s your fave pastry?

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?
The main one I can remember is Missy Witch-Witch. I had her over at my dad’s condo and she hung out on the top bunk with me. I still have her…somewhere.

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?
I think you mean “stationery.” Not a huge stationery user. And the only pens I like anymore are those four-color ones.

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?
I could go for some Muse.

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?

38: tell us about your pet peeves!

39: what color do you wear the most?
Probably pink.

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?
My engagement ring means very, very much to me.

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?
The Leibniz bio. It’s wonderful. It’s the closest thing I have to the real Leibniz.

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!
Pfft, coffee.

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?
Ha. It’s been awhile.

45: do you trust your instincts a lot?
My instincts are usually right about the “big” things, like moving to Calgary and whatnot.

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.
Do physical comedians suffer from post-dramatic jest disorder?

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?
Celery. The hell even is celery? It’s not a food, that’s for sure.

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?
I have no idea what my biggest fear was as a kid.

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?
I haven’t bought a physical CD in a long time. I can’t even remember the last one I did buy.

50: what’s an odd thing you collect?

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?
I associate The Butt Song with pretty much everyone from marching band.

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?
I don’t know if this counts as a meme, but I like the “tag yourself, I’m ______” thing going around on Tumblr.

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?
None of the above, at least in their entirety.

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?
Probably my mom. Which is the most depressing thing ever.

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?

56: what are some things you find endearing in people?
I’ve always found it nice when someone has something they’re either borderline obsessed with about or just plain obsessed with. Unless it’s something like meth. Then there’s an issue.

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?
Bohemian Rhapsody reminds me of high school drama class, ‘cause we’d all get super pumped by that song before we had to perform.

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?

59: what’s your favorite myth?
I don’t think I have one.

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?
Not the world’s biggest poetry fan.

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?
No juice for me. Though I like apple juice.

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?
I’m fussier about my music being organized than my books. You should see my iTunes playlists/orders.

64: what color is the sky where you are right now?
Black. It’s night.

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?
…is this something I should be considering?

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?
AWFUL. Like “Vancouver flashback” awful.

68: what’s winter like where you live?
Not as bad as I was expecting, but Nate keeps assuring me that these past two winters have been abnormally mild.

69: what are your favorite board games?
Scrabble. Sorry! Monopoly.

70: have you ever used a ouija board?

71: what’s your favorite kind of tea?
Green tea.

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?

73: what are some of your worst habits?
Being me.

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.
Fizzbitch! That’s all that needs to be said.

75: tell us about your pets!
GLADLY. Annabelle is my British Shorthair and is my perpetual kitten. Jazzy is our triangle-on-face calico. She’s just a purring machine disguised as a cat, I’m pretty sure.

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?|
Thesis stuff. Studying.

77: pink or yellow lemonade?
Water, please.

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?
Nate wrote me a letter for Valentine’s Day last year.

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?
Are they white? I think they’re white. I didn’t choose the color.

82: are/were you good in school?

83: what’s some of your favorite album art?
I like the art on The Guggenheim Grotto’s first album, but that’s mostly because of the texture of the packaging.

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
I still want a Leibniz-related tattoo. Doesn’t have to be big. Just a Leibniz-related tattoo.

85: do you read comics? what are your faves?
I don’t read comics, really.

86: do you like concept albums? which ones?

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
Everyone needs to watch Sunshine. It’s a fantastic but horribly underrated movie. Just the music alone makes me want everyone to see it.

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?|
Surrealism’s cool.

89: are you close to your parents?
Yeah. My mom, especially.

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.
CALGARYYYYYYY! I really like it here. It’s way sunnier than any other city I’ve ever lived in, it’s big, it’s clean, I’m not terrified to walk alone at night, the mayor’s a badass, and it’s in Canada. What more do you want?

91: where do you plan on traveling this year?

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
Cheese is the best, yo.

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?
Whatever the hell my dorky hairstyle is.

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
My dad.

95: what are your plans for this weekend?

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
I usually just wait until my compy has to do it itself.

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
INTJ, Aquarius, and I’m not sure.

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?
Nate and I went on a little hike with my mom while we were in Lewiston. It was fun.

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
Sleepyhead, O Magnum Mysterium, Doin’ It Right.

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?
The one that takes me to the past. A lot of things I could correct/make better but still end up right where I am now.


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