Are you unhappy at the moment?
I’m okay. The new year always makes me sad for a few days.
Who did you last hang out with?
When’s the last time you got in trouble with your parents?
Like…serious trouble? It’s been awhile.
How many children do you want?
Exactly zero. Zero’s a good number.
Are your nails painted?
Nope. I haven’t painted them in awhile, actually.
Do you need to take a shower?
I just did!
Have you ever watched “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”?
Jesus god, no.
Are you single?
Do you have any career ideas in mind?
I WANT TO TEACH STATISTICS JUST GIVE ME A JOB DAMMIT CAN’T YOU SEE HOW GOOD MY TA REVIEWS ARE
Do you have any gay friends?
Yup. At least I used to. I don’t really have any close friends up here and I’m not sure if any of my semi-close friends are gay.
Are you gay yourself?
Are you doing anything this weekend?
Probably going walking, unless it’s super cold still.
How many brothers do you have?
Do you like Mexican food?
Not in general, no. Too spicy.
Did you go to work today?
“Work” (aka TA duties) haven’t started yet.
How old are you and how old do you act?
I’m 27. Depending on what I’m doing, I either act my age or like a 12 year old. There’s not much in between.
Are you old enough to buy alcohol?
Yup. But I don’t think I ever have.
Are there any framed pictures of you in your house?
When was the last time you ate a banana?
It’s been quite awhile.
Have you ever taken the eHarmony personality quiz?
Nope, not eHarmony.
Have you told anyone you love them today?
Yup! Nate and my mom.
Are you in any physical or emotional pain right now?
Is the sun still up or is it dark?
It’s dark, yo.
Have you seen all “The Hunger Games” films that have been released so far?
No, and I don’t really have the desire to.
How many times have you been sick this year?
Zero. But the year just started, so…
Who did you text today and what did you talk about?
My mom. Just saying hi.
What color’s your toothbrush?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh…green and white, I think. I never pay much attention, I just shove it in my mouth.
(Don’t use that quote out of context.)
Do you have a favorite author?
It’s probably Jules Verne. He’s awesome. OR F. Scott Fitzgerald, though I think I like a broader range of Verne things than Fitzgerald things.
Is Christmas a joyful time for you or just plain stressful?
I like Christmas.
What time do you plan to wake up tomorrow?
If you met your twelve-year-old self right now, what do you think they’d think of you?
“Older Claudia! Y U so short?”
At what age did you have your first significant other?
What was the most drastic change you made to your appearance?
Getting rid of my bangs (that is, growing them out). I’d had bangs for like 800 years and then just got sick of the upkeep.
Is there anything you hope your significant other or future significant other never finds out about you?
I’m actually a time traveling beluga whale. Don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. NATE, DON’T READ THIS!
Is there anyone you still wonder about from your past?
I wonder about a good number of people I went to high school with, just ‘cause. Especially my little group of friends.
What physical characteristics are you most ashamed of or embarrassed by?
Everything? Mostly the two moles I have on the side of my face. They are the UGLIEST THINGS. I hate them and have seriously considered saving up money for surgery to get them removed.
Do you have any secret boards on Pinterest and if so, what are they and why are they secret?
I don’t have a Pinterest and I don’t want one.
What’re most of your Facebook posts about?
Probably my walking distances/milestones.
What was the last article of clothing you bought?
Tanktops. Like seven of them. I have a problem.