Haha. So. I found this post tonight where someone plotted average (well, median) dissertation and thesis lengths by area of study.
So I took a screenshot of the one for the theses and put a vertical red line at the length of my UBC thesis, just to see how it compared (a better, clearer pictures of this graph can be found at the above link).
TO BE FAIR, many of my pages were plots, not text. But still. It was a long thesis.
AND NOW I HAVE TO DO ANOTHER ONE LASDJFLAKSDFHALFJWELKF.