UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. Have a survey.
If a loved one was to serenade you, what song would you most like them to sing?
Dude, anything they’d like! I’ve never been serenaded to, so I’d probably just sit there and giggle like a moron regardless of what was sung.
Would you ever let your parents pick out a partner for you?
Hahaha, I read that as “would you ever let your partner pick out a partner for you” and I was like, “uhhh…”
It would be hilarious to watch my dad try to pick someone for me. I have no idea what type of person he’d choose.
Michelangelo’s David…masterpiece or filth?
Why filth? Because of stone penis? BAH.
Do you like other people buying you clothes?
Nope. No one knows quite what my style is and the sizes are usually off a bit. The thought is appreciated, but I’d rather just buy my own clothes.
What one device would you want to see added to a mobile phone?
Some sort of device that TELLS THEM HOW TO WALK LIKE A CONSIDERATE HUMAN BEING WHILE THEY’RE ON THEIR PHONE. I am so done with people who weave all over the sidewalk when they’re on their phone. If cellphone use is illegal while driving, it should be illegal when walking in my opinion.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years’ time?
Who the hell knows? Hopefully not still in school, but there’s no way I can rule that out given my history. I’d rather be teaching. (And maybe working on another degree on the side?)
Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything?
Not really. Sometimes I try to read them as little subconscious hints to do certain things if they pertain to my actual life, but there are never any explicit directions in them.
Have you ever been to an Art gallery?
Several! I like art galleries.
Do you shout out the answers at the TV whilst watching quiz shows?
I raise my voice at Jeopardy on occasion.
Are you a valuable asset on a Pub Quiz team?
Maybe? I’ve never been on one, but I’ve got my little specialty trivia/quiz categories.
If you could bankrupt one person or company who would it be?
I don’t know if I could do this without causing unwanted consequences to other people.
If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be?
Probably something Leibniz-related. Like Leibniz. DON’T JUDGE ME.