Eh, Why Not?


Today has been super craptastic and I don’t want to blog about it, so you get a survey. Deal with it.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find sentence 4.
“Beyond that they do not venture.” (Facts from Figures, that old stats book from the ‘50s.)

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My lamp.

Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Listening to music.

What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Chopped.

Without looking, guess what time it is
3:45 PM.

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:33 PM.

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The furnace.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday. Went for a nice long walk.

Did you dream last night?
Likely, but I don’t remember doing so.

Do you remember your dreams?
If they’re weird enough.

When did you last laugh?
Not today, that’s for freaking sure.

Do you remember why / at what?
I don’t remember. I hate everything.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Minecraft poster, Antarctica map, picture of the night sky, a Neil Gaiman poster from Nate.

Seen anything weird lately?
I’ve looked in the mirror today, yes.

What do you think of this quiz?
OH CRAP IT’S A QUIZ? AM I PASSING?

What is the last film you saw?
Age of Ultron!

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
I like Calgary.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I’d give my mom enough money so that she could retire.

Do you like to dance?
Sure.

Would you ever consider living abroad?
Ehhhhhhhh, maybe.

Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My mom?

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
A song.

Last time you swam in a pool?
It’s been quite awhile.

Type of music you like most?
Anything with a good beat, really.

Type of music you dislike most?
Country, probably.

Are you listening to music right now?
No, surprisingly.

What color is your bedroom carpet?
I don’t have carpet in my bedroom.

If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Make it not a basement.

What was the last thing you bought?
Groceries.

Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Nope. I might if there was no highway driving involved.

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
I’d go sky diving again, but I wouldn’t want to go bungee jumping.

Do you have a garden?
Haha, no.

Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Indeed!

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
“Blaaaaaaaaaaaaah.”

If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
LEIBNIZ I DON’T CARE THAT HE’S DEAD BRING ME HIS URN I’LL BUY IT A SANDWICH

Who sent the last text message you received?
My mom.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Hahaha, probably Walmart.

What time is bed time?
What is this “bed time” you speak of?

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
HAHAHA. No.

How many tattoos do you have?
Forty-thousand.

If you don’t have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
I ALREADY HAVE FORTY-THOUSAND.

What did you do for your last birthday?
Went to class. I’m a damn whirlwind of excitement, I am.

Do you carry a donor card?
My license says I’m a donor.

Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
Nate!

Is the glass half empty or half full?
Today? The glass is broken.

What’s the farthest-away place you’ve been?
Helsinki.

When’s the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Never.

Have you ever won a trophy?
No.

Are you a good cook?
I apparently make good scrambled eggs.

Do you know how to pump your own gas?
That’s about the extent of my car knowledge.

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
No. Unless you count when I had to for marching band.

Do you touch-type?
Yes.

What’s under your bed?
The floor.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yup.

Where were you on Valentine’s day?
Walking to and from Chinook Centre with Nate, then making pasta and watching The Avengers with him. It was a good day.

What time do you get up?
I don’t sleep.

What was the name of your first pet?
Wooder.

Who is the second to last person to call you?
My mom.

Is there anything going on this weekend?
Not anything out of the ordinary, no.

How are you feeling right now?
Blah.

What do you think about the most?
Stats.

If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
Depends.

Who would you tell first?
Depends.

What do you do most when you are bored?
Brood.

What do you do for a living?
Brood (I’m a grad student)

Do you love your job?
Yes.

If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
Stats instructor.

How many keys on your key ring?
Nine?

What kind of car do you drive?
I don’t have a car.

What are your best physical features?
N/A

What are your best characteristics?
N/A

If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Right now? Hanover!

What kind of books do you like to read?
Anything off my 200 Books list.

What is your favorite time of the day?
I like noon.

Where did you grow up?
Idaholand.

How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
Not too far. About a 9 hour drive.

What are you reading now?
Nothing right now, ‘cause I’m a bad person.

Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Very much a night owl.

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Yup!

Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes.

Do you have pets?
Annabelle, but she’s back in Moscow.

How many rings before you answer the phone?
All of them. All of the rings. Phone calls scare me.

What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
Front window worker at Wendy’s, cleaner at the U of I, in-home caregiver, STATS INSTRUCTOR!

Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
I’m not wearing pants.

What is most important in life?
Not wearing pants.

What Inspires You?
See above.

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