Give me surveys or give me death! (Sorry, Patrick Henry)


Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
You mean like Solipsism? Eh, not really.

On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
Over NINE THOUSAND!!!!!

What is your favorite word?
Syzygy.

If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
I’d like to pretend I’m cool and say I’d be a redwood or something, but I’d probably be a Lombardy Poplar or something equally as obnoxious. Nobody likes the Lombardy Poplar.

When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
Ew.

What shirt are you wearing?
A black one?

What do you label yourself as?
A turnip.

Bright room or dark room?
Bright as the sun!

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Making dinner, haha.

Favorite age you’ve been so far?
19 wasn’t bad.

Who told you they loved you last?
Nate!

Your worst enemy?
Twitter.

What is your current desktop picture?
The Companion Cube from Portal.

Do you like someone?
Damn straight.

The last song you listened to?
The Gabe Flaherty remix of Stacy’s Mom.

Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Chippy McPunchMyFace.

What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
I don’t really have one. My lips maybe? My eyelashes?

Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
IT’S A SECRET LOLOLOLOL

What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
Not a fan of dragonflies, but I’m not sure how unique that is.

You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
I don’t have sandwiches very often, actually. I’ll just go with a regular grilled cheese sandwich with Colby Jack cheese and potato bread, like my mom makes it.

You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
YAY! Probably school stuff or groceries. I’m one exciting person.

You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
HANOVER! QUICK PACK YOUR BAGS LET’S MOVE IT YYC HERE WE COME

An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
THE BOOZE ANGEL COMETH!
Hell, I don’t know. I don’t drink. Um…maybe vodka. Like regular vodka. I’d open up a little vodka store or something, maybe earn a little money. Maybe I could earn enough to pay the Broccoli Angel to come visit me.

Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
My laptop! It’s got all my stories/pictures/blogs/nonsense on it. Though it would be REALLY hard to lose all my stats/math notes that I’ve been saving over the years.

You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Am I erasing it from existence (like it never happened) or just from my memory? If it’s just from my memory, I’ll erase my first grad school experience in Vancouver. I don’t think I’ve had any experiences horrible enough for me to want to erase them from existence.

You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
(Can I say Hanover again?)
Wait, which country am I getting kicked out of, the US or Canada? I could always move to the one I didn’t get kicked out of, I guess.

The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the person of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Really? You really have to ask me this question? Really?

Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
No.

Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
Yes. We’ll leave it at that.

Have you ever built a snowman?
Indeed.

What is the color of your socks?
I’m not wearing socks at the moment, but the socks I wore today were my Starry Night socks, which are pretty much the coolest socks in existence.

What type of music do you like?
Does it have a good beat? Yes? Then I like it.

Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
Sunsets. I was just going to say that it’s been awhile since I’ve seen a sunrise, but that’s a lie. I usually stay up until the sun starts coming up.

What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
The ones that bring all the boys to the yard.

What football team do you support?
None? I guess I kind of have to support the Vandals, but…eh.

Do you have any scars?
Lots.

What do you want to be when you graduate?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE GRADUATED?? DO YOU?!?!?!?!?
(I want to be a stats professor.)

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I don’t know if I could narrow it down to one thing.

Are you reliable?
I certainly try to be.

If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
“ARE YOU DONE WITH SCHOOL YET, YOU FOOL?”

Do you hold grudges?
No, they’re too prickly.

If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
I would breed a human and a manatee just so it could be called a humanitee. Because PUNS.

Are you a good liar?
Is there a good way to answer this question?

How long could you go without talking?
Probably quite awhile if I didn’t need to teach labs.

What has been you worst haircut/style?
Once in high school I cut my bangs way too short and walked around looking like a total idiot with mini-bangs and my dumb little bowl cut thing. It was fantastically horrible.

Have you ever baked your own cake?
Nope.

Can you do any accents other than your own?
Meh. I can do the Barney Rubble laugh, does that count for anything?

What do you like on your toast?
Just a little bit of butter. Though I haven’t had toast in like 800 years.

What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
Uh…that spirally thingy I posted awhile back.

What would be you dream car?
I need no car! WALKING POWERZ!

Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
I have a tendency to sing in the shower, but I also have the tendency to sing in general when I’m alone.

Do you believe in magic?
In a young girl’s heart.
(And how the music can free her whenever it starts.)

Do you often read your horoscope?
I don’t actively seek it out, no. But on the rare occasion I see a horoscope listing, I always read Aquarius.

What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
I have a bias towards C, but I also don’t mind H.

Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
Dragons are pretty cool.

What do you think about babies?
None for me, thanks.

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