How Claudia spends her last night in Moscow: filling out a freaking survey. She is clearly the coolest cat in the whole entire country.
Who was the last person you held hands with?
Nate. Weeks ago, haha.
Are you outgoing or shy?
Are you kidding?
Are you easy to get along with?
I’d like to think so, once you get past the awkwardness.
If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
I don’t think I’d ever get drunk.
Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
I hope so!
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
What does the most recent text that you sent say?
Do you like it when people play with your hair?
Do you believe in luck and miracles?
I’m superstitious enough that it would be wrong of me to say I don’t believe in luck. Miracles, not so much, but I guess it depends on how you define “miracle.”
What good thing happened this summer?
You mean last summer? Last summer suuuuucked.
Do you think there is life on other planets?
Perhaps. If not, I’m sure it’s out there somewhere!
Do you still talk to your first crush?
Do you like bubble baths?
I haven’t taken a bubble bath since I was like 10.
Do you like your neighbors?
I don’t know any of my neighbors.
Where would you like to travel?
Antarctica! And Hanover.
What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
HA. Pretty much everything but my nose.
What do you do when you wake up?
Stumble around like an idiot for a few minutes. I’m not a morning person.
Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
Yes, but that was like 400 years ago.
Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
Spell your name with your chin.
Do you play sports? What sports?
No sports for Claudia.
Would you rather live without TV or music?
Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
Welcome to elementary school/junior high/high school. I was pathetic, yo.
What do you say during awkward silences?
If I spoke, it wouldn’t be a silence, would it? I’M ONTO YOU, SURVEY.
What are your favorite stores to shop in?
(Can I say Amazon.com?)
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Sure, why not?
If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
I’m doing school stuff. Or brooding. Or sleeping.
Do you smile at strangers?
Sometimes. But then I feel creepy.
Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
The alarm clock.
Have you ever been high?
Have you ever been drunk?
Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
Uh…I don’t think so.
What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
I get really angry at myself when I do poorly at something. Which happens a lot.
Favourite makeup brand?
Whoever makes those obnoxiously bright eyeshadows. Prestige?
Broccoli. OR M&M’s.
Last thing you ate?
First thing you ate this morning?
I haven’t had food yet today.
Ever won a competition?
Ever been in love?
Tell us the story of your first kiss?
We were in drag, haha.
Are you hungry right now?
Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
I don’t have any Tumblr friends. I don’t have that many real friends, either, though.
Facebook or Twitter?
Facebook, I suppose.
Twitter or Tumblr?
Are you watching tv right now?
What colour are your towels?
How many pillows do you sleep with?
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
Three. Totoro, Missy Witch Witch (who is, shockingly, a witch), and my appendectomy frog from the hospital.
What colour is your underwear?
Chocolate or Vanilla?
Favourite ice cream flavour?
What colour shirt are you wearing?
What colour pants?
Favourite TV show?
I love Metalocalypse. I can’t help it, I’m sorry.
Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
There was a second one?
Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
I’ve never seen 21 Jump Street, so Mean Girls I guess.
Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
I liked Gil.
Last movie you watched?
How are you feeling?
Do you type fast?
Do you regret anything from your past?
WELCOME TO MY LIFE
Can you spell well?
Do you miss anyone from your past?
What should you be doing?
Is something irritating you right now?
The fog. My nervousness. Not having my stuff packed.
Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Have you ever been out of your province/state?
Do you play the Wii?
I played a little (back with the guys in the house), but not very much.
Are you listening to music right now?
Are you mean?
I never try to be.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Do you believe in true love?
Would you change your name? And have to go through all that paperwork to change everything?
My first name or my last name? I probably wouldn’t change my first name. I’d change my last name if I got married or something, most likely.
What your zodiac sign?
Do you like subway?
The restaurant? Sure.
Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, CHAOS ENSUED.
How tall are you?
Curly or Straight hair?
Mine is a wavy beast. I like curly hair, though.
Summer or Winter?
Night or Day?
Either February or July.
Are you a vegetarian?
No, but I don’t eat very much meat.
Dark, milk or white chocolate?
Tea or Coffee?
Mars or Snickers?
Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
“The sample mean and covariance relations in Result 3.5 pertain to any number of linear combinations.” It’s my textbook for Multivariate, haha.