So I just found the greatest freaking website to demonstrate that correlation != causation.
Check it out.
Some of my favorites:
- http://www.tylervigen.com/view_correlation?id=7
- http://www.tylervigen.com/view_correlation?id=3857 (Look at how freaking strong that correlation is, holy hell)
- http://www.tylervigen.com/view_correlation?id=1273
- http://www.tylervigen.com/view_correlation?id=36
You can also discover your own:

