I have a suspicion that this missed connection is talking about me…I’m not beautiful, but I’m shy, I teach stats, and my name starts with C. I wonder if it was posted by the VGH guy…I haven’t met anyone new in like 4 years.

(I’d be totally cool with it being the VGH guy.)

How the hell do you respond to an ad like this without looking weird? Should I respond at all? WHY AM I EVEN CONSIDERING THIS I’M LEAVING IN ~2 MONTHS AND NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME ANYWAY ALSDKFJALFJASFASDFSFLF

(drama is my friend)