So rather than studying, I’m filling out a survey! Way to succeed, Claudia.

If I were a month I would be: February
If I were a day of the week I would be: Tuesday
If I were a time of day I would be: Midnight
If I were a planet I would be: Uranus
If I were a sea animal I would be: A sting ray
If I were a direction I would be: West
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A lamp
If I were a historical figure I would be: Johann Bernoulli (I could never be Leibniz, so I’d be one of his best buds and correspondents and supporters, even when things got rough with Newton)
If I were a liquid I would be: Tap water
If I were a stone, I would be: Limestone
If I were a tree, I would be: A bonsai-styled tree
If I were a bird I would be: The most ostentatious parrot imaginable
If I were a tool, I would be: A nail gun (that counts, right?)
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: A saguaro
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A hailstorm
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A clarinet (everybody who ever tries to guess what instrument I play guesses clarinet, so…)
If I were an animal, I would be: A platypus
If I were a color, I would be: Yellow
If I were an emotion, I would be: Road rage
If I were a vegetable, I would be: A carrot
If I were a sound, I would be: A big cathedral bell sounding
If I were an element, I would be: Uranium
If I were a car, I would be: A Volkswagen Beetle
If I were a song, I would be: Gooooo by TNGHT
If I were a food, I would be: Potatoes (you know I would)
If I were a place, I would be: The South Pole
If I were a material, I would be: Concrete
If I were a taste, I would be: Salty
If I were a scent, I would be: [I have no freaking idea. Thoughts?]
If I were an object, I would be: A lightbulb
If I were a body part I would be: The uvula!
If I were a subject in school I would be: Theatre/drama
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Tina Belcher (I look enough like her anyway AND my dad’s name is Bob…)
If I were a shape I would be: A triangle
If I were a number I would be: 3


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