I feel bad for not doing anything for my 8 year anniversary. So here’s some crap:

• Total number of words over the past year (May to May): 99,463
• Average number of words per sentence: 12.09 (in general, I write like 27-word sentences, but I think they average out with all my one-word survey responses and my filler text such as “YO!” and “Anyway.” and “Weird.”
• Gunning Fog Index: 8.25 (so you need about 8.25 years of formal education to understand my blathering, apparently)
• Wordle!

I don’t know why in the hell I started this blog in May. I guess I wasn’t thinking that this would always be the busiest month of the year.

Anyway. Thanks again for reading, all you loyal followers! And thanks for all your comments, Matt!