Slurvey


introduce yourself: Yo, I’m Claudia!

would you have preferred me to ask your name rather than demand it?: I don’t really care either way.

what is your personal feelings on manners?: I’m no Emily Post, but in settings where people are in fairly close contact with other people, manners are always a good thing.

do you have good or bad manners?: Depends on who you’re comparing me to.

do you believe that you can accurately judge your own manners?: I suppose.

have you seen a two dollar bill?: Indeed! I think I have one somewhere

have you listened to ellie goulding?: I have.

are you going swimming today?: HAHA no.

what color do you absolutely despise?: Red orange makes me nauseous. Which is funny, ‘cause I like red and I like orange.

is there anyone you want to kiss?: Yes, but he’s been dead since 1716.

can you kiss them?: See above.

would you ever take in an animal with special needs?: I probably wouldn’t right now, just because I don’t think I currently have the resources to take care of one. But later on, sure, if I had the money/resources.

do you prefer surveys with themes, or just random questions?: I prefer random questions.

anything important going on this week?: I just took a test in Stochastic Methods, but other than that, no.

are you a vegetarian? do you want to be?: Nope.

what’s holding you back from your current goal?: My being dumb.

what is your current goal?: I can’t say right now. Hopefully in a few weeks!

do you ever feel directionless?: I do right now, yes. That’s probably one of the worst feelings ever, isn’t it?

do you believe that it gets better?: No.

are you employed?: Yes! BEST JOB EVER!

do you enjoy being employed/not being?: I absolutely love my job. I just wish I could make it full-time…

what is one thing you wish you could change about the person closest to you?: My mom? I wish I could make her happy.

do you have siblings?: Nope.

have you ever wished you did/did not have siblings?: I made life-size paper people throughout 1st through 3rd grade and called each of them a sister, so yes.
what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever named?: I name everything. At the house with the guys I named my Dasani bottle El Dasano. I wonder what ever happened to him…
if you could try any new food in the world right now, what would it be?: I’m not really into trying new food right now.

what food hybrid would you invent? (i.e. an orange crossed with a mango): Broccoli crossed with carrot, though that would probably be disgusting. Caroccoli. Broccolot!
is there a certain texture you can’t stand?: I don’t like al dente pasta. I need my pasta to practically be mush. I don’t know why.

what is one thing guaranteed to make you happy?: STATISTICS! And LEIBNIZ!

paperback or hardback, or no books at all?: Paperbacks. Every time I get a hardback (that sounds dirty) I feel like I can never take it off the shelf.

do you ever feel judged on something you can’t control?: Yes.

do you babysit? if so, age range?: Oh god no.

what age was your favourite? or has it yet to come?: I liked being 19 for some reason.

what social network do you use the most?: Does Tumblr count? If not, Facebook, I guess, but I never post anymore. Just stalk.

have you ever had to say goodbye to someone permanently?: Yes, quite a few times. It sucks.

What sayest thou? Speak!