Monthly Archives: January, 2014

Welcome to Mediocrity City. Population: Claudia

I am so fantastically stupid.

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Let’s relive some humiliation, shall we?

Hahaha, so this might seem like a totally random thing to post (isn’t everything I post like that, though?), but I was reminded of this incident a few nights ago and I still think it’s hilarious, so I want to actually write it down somewhere so that if I ever forget about it, I can have a good laugh upon rediscovering it.

Alright. So. Matt (and Maggie, if you read this), you guys might remember our first Band Camp for Marching Band back in 2006. Recall that, at the end of that week, the sousas handed out little flyers to all of us, urging us to attend the “band seminar” in the evening. It wasn’t required, they said, but attendance was recommended.
As you also probably recall, the “seminar” was basically a drinking party held at one of the sousa’s apartments (I think the “distinguished speaker” was Dr. Winehard or something).

And everyone who got the flyer pretty much knew that this was just a party in disguise, right?
Well…wrong.

I distinctly remember Beau walking over to me and going, “I don’t really want to go, but we probably should, ‘cause it’d make us look good.” And with my matching level of naivety about college, I agreed and said that we should walk over together.
So later that night, with our freaking backpacks and notebooks, we head over to the address on the flyer, fully expecting an hour-long seminar where we would have to take notes (I’m not even kidding, oh my god, we were dumb).
We get like two houses away from the address and all we can hear is this booming music an a lot of people singing/shouting/being rowdy. And Beau looks at me and says, “I think it’s a party.” I agree. We slink back to the dorms, ashamed of our inability to have figured it out beforehand like EVERYONE ELSE.

I brought this story up to Beau the semester I graduated (fall 2008, so like two years later) and he totally denied it ever happening. But it did! He’s so embarrassed by it still I bet, haha.

So yeah. Just a funny little “we were stupid and didn’t know what college was” anecdote.
I still think it’s hilarious.

Post It!

So remember that interactive chart of statistical distributions? Remember how I said it would be cool if that was offered as a poster?

IT IS!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

2013 in 12 Sentences

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, why not.

  • January: Super obnoxious depression hits just as the semester starts, ‘cause my brain is just awesome like that!
  • February: “Hey, these Achievement Hunter guys look funny…” *50 videos later* “….aaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m addicted.”
  • March: Cue incredible amounts of frustration regarding everything school-related (mainly CS 120).
  • April: Decide to write about my time in Vancouver for my long essay in Nonfic because I feel like torturing myself.
  • May: Yaaaaaay, the semester from hell is over and I get a 4.0 and oh hey it’s time for calc III.
  • June: Teach in the morning, calculus in the afternoon, walk in the evening…rinse and repeat.
  • July: LEIBNIZ LEIBNIZ LEIBNIZ LEIBNIZ!
  • August: I get one week of “doing nothing” and then school starts again.
  • September: I write a lot of short stories, most of them horrible.
  • October: Kloktober!!
  • November: I hit 1,000 miles on my shoes and have multiple freakouts over my second Proofs midterm.
  • December: Cold snap and finals and goodbyes, oh my!

2014!

Greetings from 2014! I hope this year goes well. 2013 wasn’t horrible (at least, May – December wasn’t horrible), but I still hope this year is better.

Anyway.

In true Claudia spirit, let’s start the blogging year off with one of my failures* from last year: my walking** data!

From January 1, 2013 to December 31, 2013…

  • I walked a total of 1,361.2 miles, taking a total of 2,870,552 steps
  • I went walking on 246 of the 365 days (67.4% of the days)
  • My average walk was 5.53 miles long
  • Graph of miles by month:

MbyM

  • Graph of miles by day of the week:

MbyW

1,361.2 miles is approximately the same distance as…

Moscow, ID to Tucson, AZ
distance

or…

Madrid, Spain to Prague, Czech Republic
distance2

Yaaay.

* I say “failures” because my goal mileage for the year was 1,500 and I didn’t hit it

** “Walking” is defined by the times I have my pedometer turned on and am walking for recreation. This excludes walking to/from classes on campus, walking to campus from the car, walking around in the grocery store, walking around at home, etc.