YES VIRGINIA, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS


HOLY FREAKING CRAP, MY WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED BY A WONDERFUL SOUL ON ETSY.

I’m buying this for myself for Christmas because LEIBNIZ DOLL.

I am FLIPPING OUT SLKFJALGHARLIFHASLFHASDLKFHADLFJ

[throws credit card at monitor]

What sayest thou? Speak!