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So a tropical storm is currently crawling (swimming?) weakly towards Hawaii.
What was the name of this tropical storm? Flossie.
I have never heard that name in my life.
*researches*
Okay, apparently it’s a diminutive of Florence, which is “derived from florens; ‘prosperous, flourishing.'”
Yeah, okay, “Florence” I’ve obviously heard. But when I see “Tropical Storm Flossie” I think this:
DENTAL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Up next: Hurricane Listerine!
Eigenblogger 
When I hear Flossie I think of a female lap dog. These weather guys need to come up with some more ominous names.
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