The closer I get to this calc final, the more math puns I want to make.
The closer I get to the edge of my chair, the more I want to fall off.
The closer I get to removing all semblance of sanity from my blogs, the more my readers are thinking, “dear god, why did I decide to follow this inanity?”
HAR HAR HAR RED BULL TIME IT’S NOT LIKE I NEED IT BUT WHATEVS!
JEEBUS TAKE THE WHEEL!
Also, my hair’s long enough to braid now. Woo!