Another theory: Mr. Goodbar has an evil mad scientist twin brother. I’m trying to decide if he’d be named Dr. Evilbar or Dr. Badbar.

I think Dr. Badbar sounds cooler.

Please refer to me as “Dr. Badbar” if I ever become a supervillain.

Anyway, I had a dream last night that someone bleached all my clothes. All my beautiful ostentatious colors were gone! It was quite distressing.

Now I gotta go screw around on Tumblr be productive.