Uh oh, I downloaded Minecraft.

Damn you, Achievment Hunter. Damn you.

Anyway.

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey
Nothing Else Matters by Apocalyptica
I Predict a Riot by Kaiser Chiefs
Lucky by Lucky Twice
Eugene by Andrew Birds
Royksopp Forever by Royksopp

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Do they have to be living?

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
“An indication of how much agreement there is between sets of scores may be obtained by squaring the correlation coefficient.” (A Psychometrics Primer by Paul Kline)

4) What do you think about most?
The future. Connections between things.

5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
Not that I’m aware of.

6) Do you have any strange phobias?
None that I think are particularly strange.

7) What’s your religion?
I tend toward hylozoism.

8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Walking!

9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
I dig Muse.

10) What was the last lie you told?
I can’t remember.

11) Do you believe in karma?
Eh…sorta.

13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
Being a total idiot; trying not to be a total idiot.

14) Who is your celebrity crush?
I’m sure you can guess.

15) How do you vent your anger?
Destructively.

16) Do you have a collection of anything?
Souls.

17) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
PFFFT NO

18) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
Babies crying (visceral response: puncture own eardrums); brown noise

19) What’s your biggest “what if”?
What if I were smarter?

20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Meh. I don’t think anyone can really know at this point.

21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
Right arm: TV (my desk is in a weird spot). Left arm: the lamp.

22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
I will stab you.

23) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
Surrey.

24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
No idea.

25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
Statistics!

26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
I CAN drive, I just don’t anymore. And no.

27) What was the last movie you saw?
Sunshine. Again.

28) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
Uh…appendicitis? Does that count as an injury?

29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
HAHAHAHAHAHA

30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Yes. We’ll not talk about it here.

31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
I really try not to. What’s the point?

32) What is your astrological sign?
I’m an Aquarius, fools.

33) What’s the last thing you purchased?
Tower of Pimps shirt! Yes, I’m obsessed. No, I don’t care.

34) Love or lust?
Loooove!

35) In a relationship?
All alone.

36) How many relationships have you had?
I’ve had three “relationships”…I guess you’d call them that.

37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
I don’t have one.

38) Where is your best friend?
I don’t have one.

39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Making dinner. ‘Cause normal sleeping/waking patterns are for LOSERS!

40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
Meh.

41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
If my boss isn’t the type to understand such a situation if I were to explain it later, then I’m working for the wrong type of person.

42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) Maybe
b) Exactly what I’m doing now
c) Hell no

43) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Sleepyhead! Even though it and all of its remixes remind me of Van Land.

44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Ask me that once I’ve found one.

45) How can I win your heart?
Don’t be a jerk. Have an obsession (for some reason I find that very attractive). Be a kind soul.

46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Don’t ask me, I’m nutso.

47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
A SPECIFIC one? Probably to live with the guys in the house. There are several “strings” of decisions that go along with all my education crap, but I don’t know if those count.

48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
“Here lies what was, for a moment, a bit of universe in the form of a human.”

49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word “heart.”
Drawing! ‘Cause I draw lots of hearts.

50) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?
Orange, lime green, hot pink, yellow.

51) What is your current desktop picture?
The Companion Cube from Portal.

52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
Spontaneous ‘Splosion McGee, son of TNT Terrence McGee and Ballistic Boom-Boom Barbara McGee (I need to lay off the sugar, yo).

54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
I changed my mind. “She accidentally ate some radioactive vegetables” is the phrase I want on my tombstone.
Uh…superpower. Hmmm…can I have super-intelligence?

55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
A specific half hour on July 25, 2009.

56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
None of them. They’re all important.

57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
Bach!  (I don’t know)

58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
ANTARCTICA!

59) Ever been on a plane?
Yup.

60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities
Leibniz, Leibniz, Leibniz, Leibniz, and Leibniz.
Yeah.