So there’s this guy. (Yeah, I know. Every semester.)

I know you’re probably sick of me semi-fawning over some random dude seemingly every semester, but this time I’m just really freaking confused. I think I like him, and I think he likes me, but I’m so bad with relationships because it’s been like five years since I’ve had one that I don’t even know anymore. I’m afraid that I’m convincing myself that there’s something there just because I’m tired of being alone.

Plus he looks like a freaking movie star and is pretty damn smart, so I have no idea what he’d ever see in a stubby little idiot like me whose only consistent physical quality is looking like crap and whose only consistent mental quality is being a moron.

So who the hell knows.