We’re almost done, readers! Soon, no more obnoxious posts like this. Until I find the next super long survey.
4101. What is the most difficult thing you have ever overcome?
The last two years.
4102. What is more imporatnt, how much someone has achieved or how far they have come to achieve it?
4103. Have you ever had anything published?
Indeed I have. A couple poems. My thesis.
4104. Of the following, what kind of person would you be more attracted to (1 is highest, 3 lowest):
less good looking than you?
about as good looking as you?
more good looking than you?
how goodlooking are you?
Can there be negative values for this?
4105. less intelligent than you?
about as intelligent as you?
more intelligent than you?
how intelligent are you?
I’d like to think I’m intelligent, but who knows, eh?
4106. has less money than you?
3 (having less money than me would mean they’d have like $4)
has about as much money as you?
has more money than you?
How wealthy are you?
HA. Not very.
4107. less wild and crazy than you?
about as wild and crazy as you?
more wild and crazy than you?
How wild and crazy are you?
It depends. Have I had a Red Bull?
4108. Is your bathroom shelf stacked with numorous bottles of lotions and creams?
Nope. Just eyeshadow and nail polish, haha.
4109. How do you maintain your body?
Broccoli. Stationary bike.
4110. Did you ever imagine that objects have a life of their own?
They DO. In a way.
4111. What is it like to be an object, do ya think?
Who knows? I think humans and objects are a lot more similar than we generally think.
4112. Do stones, rocks, trees, lamps, water, couches, etc all have some sort of life energy running through them?
In a way, yeah.
4113. Would you ever consider getting romantically involved with:
I don’t have a teacher right now.
I don’t have a doctor right now either, actually.
4114. If ____ asked me for sex, I could NOT refuse. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.
You know what’s coming…LEIBNIZ! Too bad he’s dead.
4115. What is ‘nothing’?
LIES! There is always something.
4116. Would you rather read about how to get better abs or about how thousands of people across the globe are marching for peace?
I’d read the ab book first, then exercise my abs while I read about the peace march.
4117. Should america make love, not war?
America and Canada should get together and be a cute little North American couple. Or both should get together with Mexico and have a cute little North American orgy.
4118. If you could nominate anyone for sainthood, who would you and why?
I have no idea.
4119. Can you name one person who is purely good?
No such thing.
4120. How about one person who is completely evil?
No such thing.
4121. Is there a book inside of you?
I EAT PAPERBACKS FOR BREAKFAST
If yes, what about?
I’m still working on fixing up Prime.
4122. Do you call people more often or get calls more often?
I get calls more often. The phone terrifies me.
4123. What do you wake up to?
My phone alarm. And dread.
4124. If you could get a free subscription to any magazine what would it be?
Significane (it’s a stats magazine)
4125. When you wrote letters to santa did you ever ask for stuff that didn’t exist?
I honestly don’t think I ever wrote to Santa.
4126. Make up a new slogan for McDonald’s:
Creepy clowns and French fries! YAY!
4127. What kind of people do you like to be associated with (buisness, writers, dark, antisocial, spiritual, happy)?
Weird silly band people!
4128. How are you like a toaster?
4129. Do you believe we are really in the matrix?
4130. There are 2 dolls, a gw Bush doll and a Sadam Hussein doll. You can only afford one. Which do you buy?
4132. Finish the sentances:
I’m speed racer and I drive real fast, I drive real fast:
But I wear no pants.
I’m a big bird and I like to steal, I like to steal and I like to:
Flap my friends.
I’m a barbie doll and I’ve got grace, I’ve got grace but:
I have a plastic face.
4133. What do you think aliens would think of life on earth?
“What in the hell is all that insanity down there?”
4134. What image do you get from the words ‘urban decay’?
HOUSES ROTTING OMFG
4135. Have a ___ day. Fill in the blank with anything but ‘nice’
4136. Do you own anything with a:
southpark character or logo on it?
greatful dead bear or logo on it?
4137. What is your impression of beatniks?
I don’t really have one.
4138. What was the last thing you ordered (or watched) on pay-per-view?
I’ve never ordered anything on pay-per-view.
4139. Nails, long or short?
4140. Do you prefer touch lamps, the clapper, or the old-fashioned light switch?
Haha, we had a touch lamp. I had way too much fun with it.
4141. Can you ‘berry talk’?
What on earth is berry talking?
4142. Do you like vines on old buildings?
I don’t really have an opinion on them.
How about grafitti on old buildings?
I’m not a graffiti fan.
4144. Have you ever owned those magic markers that could change colors?
Oh my god, that was like my entire first grade year.
4145. It’s not easy bein’ ____. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.
4146. Is there a song that has been stuck in your head since you were a child?
I really think that I heard Holst’s “Jupiter” when I was really young and kind of internalized it, ‘cause when I heard it in high school I was like, “holy crap, I KNOW this song!”
4147. Do you own anything plaid?
4148. Do you recycle?
4149. What is your strongest point?
4150. What is your weakest point?
What are you doing to work on that weakness?
4152. A baby is born witha terminal disese. She will suffer agonizing pain for 5 years and then die. The mother gives the baby a sleeping medicine and it dies. Mom claims it was a mercy killing. Prosecution claims it was murder. You are on the jury. What is your vote?
4153. Why doesn’t poetry say outright what it means?
Because that’s what art is, yo.
4154. Read this sentance:
As time flies along, we sit and dream.
Now delete it.
Now write any sentance you want there instead.
4155. What is your opinion of Orson Welles?
I like him.
4156. If you were a lotion, what would your label say?
Ooh la la! Rub me places. ;)
4157. What side is your good side?
My butt. Yes, it’s a side.
4158. Rewrite that sentance you deleted up there as best you can. Try to get the idea across even if you don’t get the exact words right:
Hahaha, I can’t even remember it at all now. I’ve been answering these questions in spurts over the past five days.
4159. What is your favorite work by Edgar Allen Poe?
I like The Raven. Or The Telltale Heart.
4160. Of the following short stories which would you be most likly to read (based on titles alone if you aren’t familiar with them, 1 is most likely 9 is least likely)??
Young Goodman Brown
The Cask of Amontillado
The Story of an Hour
A & P
4163. Who is your favorite star wars character?
C-3PO, man. He’s awesome.
4164. Why haven’t we begun to colonize the moon?
We probably will at some point. It’s got helium, after all, and we’re running out.
4165. What did you think of the shuttle columbia blowing up?
I remember it happened the day before my birthday, but I don’t remember much apart from that.
4166. What do you remember about the challenger?
Nothing. I wasn’t born yet.
4167. Is the force with you?
4168. What is your favorite spoof movie?
Does Spaceballs count?
4169. Would you ever own a(n):
robotic slave (where the robot is consiouss of itself)?
Like Bicentennial Man? That was a good movie.
trained ape slave?
human clone slave?
4170. What can no one stop you from doing?
4171. Who would you be bored without?
4172. What is your only hope?
4173. Would you rather visit france or puerto rico and why?
France; I would love to see the culture there and the Eiffel Tower.
4174. Have you ever corrupted someone or dragged them down?
Probably. I’m bad.
4176. Does any part of your body get in yyour way?
My big fat butt. My big fat everything.
4177. Leia or Amidala?
4178. Do you trust your feelings?
What are these…“feelings”?
4179. Do you feel empty or passionate most of the time?
4180. What was your moment of triumph?
Those of you who know me know what it is. I think.
4182. In what ways are you a rebel?
I wear weird stuff? Though I don’t do so to rebel.
4183. In what ways are you a conformist?
I exist within society without much protest.
4184. Do you likie movie endings that leave you wondering or tie upp all the loose ends?
Meh. I’m not much of a movie person.
4185. What movie has the best soundtrack?
4186. What adventure would you like to undertake?
Goin’ to Antarctica!!
4187. Do you tip gas station attendants when you get full service?
I’ve never gotten full service. God, that sounds dirty.
4188. Do you own any souvineers; what from where?
My dad used to get me a shirt from every different place he went (so I had a shirt from every corner of the world, haha). But I’m picky about my shirts, so he quit.
4189. Does your age make you embarrassed?
Meh. I’m old.
4190. Are you the strong and silent type?
Depends. I can be pathetic and loud, too.
4191. What do your shoes look like?
They’re FiveFingers! They’re the most comfortable shoes ever. I recommend them.
4192. Do you ever admire yourself while naked?
I cover my eyes when I pass the mirror.
4193. If you could make someone’s clothes magically disappear who would you do it to and where?
I would have killed for this power a few summers ago, man.
4194. Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool that follows the first fool?
The THIRD fool following the second fool.
4195. A good website for the bored (not a diary one):
4196. Did people REALLY land on the moon?
To reiterate a recent xkcd: if NASA faked the moon landings, what made them STOP faking them?
4197. Would you rather live for a month in India or Alaska?
4198. What is one country you would NEVER visit and why?
I have no idea. I don’t think I’ll get to go to many places in life, so I’m not going to say I wouldn’t visit any particular country.
4199. Who is the busiest person you can think of?
My dad’s pretty busy, especially now that school’s about to start up again.
4200. What is the average length of your relationships?