So unless I’m hallucinating (it’s like 5 in the morning and I had Red Bull), the University of Arizona nursing department’s looking for a stats instructor to develop/lead an online intro stats course.

HOW COOL?

I’m totally going to apply. That would be a super awesome job. I think I’d be good at teaching stats just because I’m so obsessive about them and I really like to explain them to people.

Anyway.

In the meantime, here are some of my favorite internet-found recipes, ‘cause for some reason I really feel like cooking at 5 AM.

• Eggplant Hummus – based on Trader Joe’s BADASS eggplant hummus. Best hummus ever.
• German Chocolate Cake – My grandma used to make me this for my birthday. It freaking rocks.
• Green Monster Muffins – Spinach muffins? Rock on! These are really good.
• Peanut Butter Blondies – Also known as “these will kill anyone allergic to peanuts if they’re even in the same room.”
• Poppy Seed Loaf (run this through a translator) – Safeway used to sell these all the time, but now they only sell the muffins. Poppy seed-saturated sweet bread is best in loaf form.
• Potato Sour Cream Biscuits – Pretty much everything Noble Pig has posted is amazing, so check out the blog.
• Rolled Spinach Omelet – Made this for my mom and she loved it.