2101. Are you an optimist?
Bah.

2102. If you were in the Breakfast Club, which character would you be?
I never saw the Breakfast Club, actually.

2103. Who do you have no respect for?
I like to think I have a little bit of respect for every human being.

2104. Is the plural form of cactus cactuses or cactii?
Both, but the latter is actually spelled with only one “i.”
Is the plural form of penis penises or penii?
Penises.

2105. What does your favorite coffee mug look like?
It’s actually my tea mug. It’s got the Black Mesa logo on it ‘cause Black Mesa rules.

2106. Have you ever gotten hurt at a concert?
I’ve never been to a concert.

2107. What age do you think it is most difficult to be?
4,000.

2108. Do you like to be considered wierd or different?
I have no real reaction to it.

2109. Do you think you could handle a day in jail?
Sure.

2110. Is your body an amusement park?
Wanna ride my roller coaster, baby?

2111. Are dj’s obsolete?
Nope.

2112. What is the best liquid in existence?
Red Bull. Or mercury. Same thing.

2113. What is turning out better than expected?
Ontario, I suppose. I’m hoping my horrendous luck was confined to the Vancouver area and not the whole of Canada.

2114. Who is the most overbearing person you know?
I don’t really know anybody anymore.

2115. Who does it surprise you that you are close to?
Hahaha, anyone. I’m surprised I have any friends.

2116. Apparently Eminem got booed at the MTV music video awards because he was making fun of Moby onstage. What do you think of this?
I don’t know. Was he being serious or just joking around?

2117. Close your eyes. What do you see?
Eigengrau. HA, yay, I got to use that word in context.

2118. What’s the best Van Halen song?
I don’t know Van Halen very well.

2119. What do you picture when you hear the word “Puritans?”
Norman Mailer’s The Crucible.

2120. Have you ever been on a trampoline?
Trampolines rule.

2121. What do you use batteries for the most often?
My wireless mouse. Xbox controllers.

2122. What do you find thrilling?
DATA!

2123. Porch swing. Sunrise. What else could you ask for?
A helioscope!

2124. Do you like William Shatner’s cover of Mr Tambourine Man?
I like William Shatner…I’ve never heard this cover, though.

2125. Where’s the sexiest place to have a piercing?
Eyebrow or nose.

2126. Do you get panic attacks?
I do. Fun times.

2127. How long does getting dressed to go to a club take you?
Depends. Am I going in drag?

2128. What is Adam Ant’s best song?
I don’t think I’ve ever heard an Adam Ant song.

2129. Does your body need improvement or is it just fine?
I look like a wad of hell, but I function fine.

2130. Does watching MTV or reading beauty magazines make you feel bad about yourself?
Nah.

2132. What is the most romantic movie ever?
Bah, movies.

2133. Do you think that woman are treated as second class citizens of this world?
Sometimes.

2134. What would you do if you were at a dance club with your significant other and he or she got into a fistfight with someone?
I’d try to break it up for the safety of both parties involved. Especially if one or both are intoxicated.

2135. Has anyplace ever asked you to leave?
Not that I recall.

2136. Have you ever been openly kicked out?
Nope.

2137. Are you permanently banned from anywhere?
Nope. Haha, I probably should be, though.

2138. Who is your favorite movie director?
No freaking idea.

2139. What topic do you hate to talk about?
Politics bore the hell out of me.

2140. Are you looking forward to the remake of Willie Wonka and the Chocolate factory or do you think it could never be as good as the original?
Haha, old survey is old. I never saw it, ‘cause the original is too good. And I’m not a Johnny Depp girl.

2141. Do you enjoy the band Ministry?
Never heard them.
2142. What is your coziest article of clothing?
My Hello Kitty jammies.

2143. What is your favorite word to say?
I love the word “modicum.” But I rarely say it, so I’ll have to pick “ostentatious.”

2144. Does your name and your significant other’s name feel like one word to you?
I have no such significant other.

2145. Do you like the band the Buzzcocks?
Hahaha, I thought that said “the Buttocks” at first and I was like “HELL YES.”

2146. Can you tell when other people are lying?
Yeah, I’m pretty good at that.

2147. Do you like to wear glitter?
Who am I, Ke$ha?

2148. Would you prefer to wrap your own presents or have them all giftwrapped?
I like to wrap presents.

2149. Where do you go when you want to meet new people?
No where. I don’t like being that social.

2150. What is the best first sentence to a book, in your opinion?
“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.” Opening to the most eloquently-written book ever.

2151. Should fun or safety come first?
Isn’t safety fun?

2152. Does mind over matter work for you?
Most of the time.

2153. What’s the most weight you ever lost in one year?
I’ve lost about 50 pounds since last May. Thank you, stress and lack of desire to live.

2154. What are your feelings about punk and goth?
Eh.

2155. Did you ever write something when you were high and then looked at it sober and realized that it was nonsense?
I’ve never been high. Unless you count that time I chugged the whole bottle of that energy spray stuff you’re supposed to spray under the tongue.

2156. How often do you shave:
Your face? Haha, I’m a chick.
Your legs? Every week.
Under your arms? Every other day.

2157. What word do you often hear people misuse?
“Literally.” It drives me crazy.

2158. Have you ever used somebody?
Unfortunately.

2159. Are you paranoid?
Sometimes.

2160. What is the best music video of all time?
Blockhead’s The Music Scene. COLORS.

2161. How many Shakespeare plays have you read all the way through?
Quite a few. Most of the “big” ones.

2162. What was the deepest religious or spiritual experiance you’ve ever had?
None.

2163. What is it like to be you today?
Up and down.

2164. Do you like to play games?
Video games? Yes. Mind games? No.

2165. Have you made any good friends on this diary site?
Wordpress? Nope.

2166. Have you met anyone from open diary?
Nope.

2167. What have you done lately that gave everyone something to talk about?
Nothing.

2168. Do you get along with people who annoy you, disagree with you, dislike you, and hate you?
I like to think I get along with everyone, at least from my end.

2169. When you ask for something do you make a request or a demand?
Request.

2170. Who are you a bad influence on?
No idea. I’m an enabler, though.

2171. Who are you a good influence on?
I don’t think people pay enough attention to me for me to be an influence on anyone.

2172. Who is on your christmas list this year?
Haha, anyone for whom I can afford a present. Which probably isn’t going to be that many people.

2173. How many other people do you know of that are doing this survey?
Just me.

2174. Have you ever intentionally had a one night stand?
Hahaha, no.

2175. Do you tend to get car sick?
I used to. Not anymore.

2176. What is the length of your hair?
Pretty short, now.

2177. Do you like to listen to techno music?
Techno owns.

2178. Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?
I tried to bleach the tips once and dye them blue. The only thing that resulted was my learning that my hair is impervious to bleach.

2179. What do you think of these diary names?
Oculto: Blah.
suffer victim: Emo!
With A Purpose: This reminds me of flour.
Almost_Famous: Too common
In.The.Name.Of.Lust: Periods.everywhere
The Phallic Stapler: AWESOME
<*>SeXyCandace<*>: Yay sexy!

2180. What do you think of these entry titles?
Lesbians … as far as the eye can see: Interesting…
Why Avril Lavigne sucks: Meh.
Call On Jesus: Christian party!
Buddha-licious: Haha.
WeLCome To The JungLe!: RaNDom CAps, AnyONe?
Geektastic: Yay!
Should i get an abortion?: Probably something one should not ask the blogging world.

2181. What do you find beautiful in an atypicaal way?
Statistical results. There are few things more beautiful than a significant regression.

2182. What would you PHYSICALLY fight someone over?
The safety of another.

2183. What was the last thing you were invited to?
A party for the philosophy MA students.

2184. What do you like?
This is probably the most general question ever. Philosophy, statistics, music, Leibniz, the internet.

2185. Have you ever drank:
chartruese? Nope.
absinth? Nope.

2186. Do you plan your outfits ahead of time, pick them out the morning of, wear whatever was on the floor, or wear what you slept in?
I plan, ‘cause I plan everything.

2187. How long have you ever gone without changing your
sheets: Haha, a long time.
clothes: A week or so. Yay depression.
underwear: Hahaha, no comment.
toothbrush: I get a new one every three months or so.

2189. What item should not be shared?
Personal things.

2190. How do you keep control of your temper?
Haha, I usually don’t.

2191. If you could gain all of your dreams by giving a family member to the goblin king who would turn him into a goblin, would you?
Can I pick my evil grandma? Then yes.

2192. Do you like to listen to Duran Duran?
Eh.

2193. Do you ever feel the need for MORE than life has to offer?
Sometimes.

2194. What is your favorite children’s story?
A Fly Went By! Hell yes, Dr. Seuss.

2195. Do you think that adult books should have more pictures?
Depends on the book.

2196. What was your all time low?
This year. Screw you, 2011.

2197. Do you make up songs and sing them to yourself when you’re alone?
Indeed.

2198. Do you like to listen to the Smashing Pumpkins?
Nope.

2199. Do you see the expression of emotion as weakness?
Sometimes.

2200. Are you prepared in case of chemical, biological and nuclear attacks?
In a way. I have enough food in my apartment to last for months.