I know we’ve been together for a long time, but I’ve met someone else. I’m seeing Eastern Time now, so please stop stalking me.

It’s 5:30 AM here and I’m SO not tired. I miss my mom. Here’s a survey.

1. What has been you longest love relationship?
Uh…8 months I think? I can’t remember exactly how long Aaron and I were a pair.

2. What was the last gift that you received?
My mom bought me a bunch of stuff when we got to London.

3. What do you spend your extra cash on?
“Extra cash?” What’s that? I’ve been so freaking broke for the past couple months I forgot what that was.

4. If you could live anywhere would you live?
Antarctica.

5. Who’s your cell provider?
Fido!

6. What’s your favorite mall store?
Does the Real Canadian Superstore count as a store? I guess that’s more of a mall in itself. So I’ll say HMV.

7. What’s the longest job that you’ve had? (No parenting does not count!)
Why doesn’t parenting count? I raised that pet rock ALL BY MYSELF. His father left as soon as they cleaved,  that worthless chunk of granite.

8. If you won the lottery, who’d you call first?
My mom.

9. If you won, how would you spend your money after investments?
I would give some of it to my mom, some of it to my friends, then buy frivolous crap.

10. When was the last time you went to church (or a religious house)?
Oh man…7th grade?

11. What’s the biggest lie that you’ve heard?
“You’ll love grad school!”

12. When you go out with your friends, where do you go?
Shari’s. My basement. Into “Orgy Mode.”

13. When was the last time that you cried?
This morning.

14. What food do you hate?
Tomatoes. Cucumbers. Lobster. A bunch of other stuff I can’t list off the top of my head.

15. What do you like best about yourself?
Hahaha. That there’s only one of me?

16. What’s the longest shift that you worked at a job?
I had 22-hour shifts on Fridays/Saturdays when I worked at Seubert’s.

17. What was the last concert that you attended?
I’ve never been to a concert.

18. What the last DVD (or Blu Ray, of course) movie that you watched?
Uh…Legally Blonde, I think.

19. How did you like the film?
It’s pretty great.

20. What comedian do you love?
Brian Regan!

21. Do you ever sleep in the nude?
Nope.

22. Have you ever had a long distance relationship?
Nope.

23. What do you think of astrology?
It’s entertaining.

24. What’s your favorite lyric quote from a song?
The entirety of The Guggenheim Grotto’s “Philosophia.”

25. Tell us something random about yourself.
I don’t think it’s possible for me to finish grocery shopping in under an hour. I have issues with aisles.

26. Have ever attended a theme party? If yes, do tell.
Nope.

27. What is your favorite thing about winter?
Snow is GREAT.

28. What was the name of your first pet? F
Wooder.

29. What have you done so far this weekend?
Weekend hasn’t happened yet. Last weekend was one long panic attack.

30. Has your humor ever been called “sick”?
No, I don’t think so, actually.

31. If you could have one thing, what would it be?
Healing.