1501. What did you think of the movie Black Hawk Down?
I never saw it.

1502. What movie has the most surprising ending ever?
Don’t know. I’m not much of a movie person.

1503. What are you currently angry at?
Nothing/no one. Thesis is over, I am free.

1504. Who is harder to please, you or your lover?
Haha, I’m so easy to please it’s depressing.

1505. What is the most dramatic thing you have ever done for attention?
You know, I’m not sure. I did some pretty dramatic crap back in elementary school.

1506. What do you have issues with?
Oh god, don’t get me started.

1507. There is a nuclear war and your fallout shelter has room and supplies enough for two. No one knows about the fallout shelter but you. Who do you choose to take in (Remember, the person you choose is the only person you will know in 5-15 years when you can come above ground again)?
Well practically-speaking, I should take a dude. One with which I would feel comfortable procreating, if that became necessary. I would probably take my mom, though. ‘Cause I love her and she’s probably the only person who could tolerate me for 5+ years.

1508. Do you have any fillings?
Like, teeth fillings? No.

1509. What do you do when you are home alone that you cannot do when other people are at home?
Sing. Run around naked. Pretend to be cool. OH WAIT I DO THOSE THINGS ANYWAY.

1510. Have you ever had a near death experience?
Not really, no.

1511. Do you read on the toilet?
MY SECRET SHAME! Actually, I don’t do this much anymore.

1512. Are you afraid of a global nuclear war?
If that’s how we take ourselves out, that’s how we take ourselves out.

1513. If there was a global nuclear war would you expect to be a survivor?
I’d like to be, if only to go Fallout 3 on everybody’s asses. I need to build myself a Pip-Boy.

1514. How often do people try to talk to you while you are in the bathroom?
Hahaha. Not very often, since I live alone.

1515. Have you ever swam in the ocean?
Indeed.

1516. Have you ever built a sandcastle?
Hawaii!

1517. Do you feel comfortable in a bathing suit?
I do not have a bathing suit body.

1518. What would be the best season of the year to get married?
Summer. Summer’s always good.
What would be the best day?
Either a Tuesday or a Saturday. The two best days of the week.

1519. What are 2 things that the perfect ___ would do?
Boy/girlfriend: be themselves and treat others with respect.
Parents: trust their child and be their child’s friend
Friend: at least make an attempt to TOLERATE other friends and not talk shit behind my back.
Teacher: have a passion for teaching and not practice favoritism.
Doctor: actually make time for their patients and don’t force medications on patients who really want to explore other alternatives.

1520. If someone you loved was seriously miserable for a long period of time what would you do to help cheer him or her up?
Anything necessary. I’d ask them what they needed most and I’d do my best to provide it.

1521. What was the best year of your life so far?
2008 was pretty fantastic, despite all the drama surrounding the GRE. Screw that noise. The rest of 2008 was amazing.

1522. When people are born is it predetermined whether they will be a good or bad person?
Everything is “predetermined” in my opinion, but not in the way most people tend to view it.

1523. What is your least favorite bodily function?
Vomiting pretty much blows.

1524. Does the weather affect your mood?
The seasons do. I get way depressed when night falls at 4 PM.

1525. If you were underground for 5 years what would you miss the most?
THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!   

1526. What do you think of the movie Blast from the Past?
Never saw it.

1527. If you were on death row (if you don’t feel evil enough to really ever get there, imagine that you have been wrongly accused and wrongly convicted) what would you want your last meal to be?
Chicken and onion rings from Cougar Country. And broccoli. And M&Ms.

1528. How would you want to die (electric chair, gas, lethal injection, hanging)?
Let’s do electric chair, why not?

1529. Who would you want with you when you died?
I’d want my mom, but if I were to be electrocuted, I wouldn’t want her to have to watch that.

1530. What would your last words be?
Something involving butt-touching. Or stats.

1531. What is your favorite summer song?
Uh…what counts as a summer song?

1532. Has anyone ever broken a promise to you?
Yup.

1533. Have you broken a promise to anyone else?
Hasn’t everyone?

1534. Do you eat red meat?
Yes, but not very often at all, maybe once a month.

1535. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
I don’t think so.

1536. What would you consider a blessed event?
Pantsless basement parties are sanctioned by the Pope as holy rituals.

1537. What would you consider a miracle?
The fact that I can get A’s in calculus classes by acing everything and then magnificently bombing the final. It’s what I do.

1538. Here’s a list of dead rock stars. How big of a loss to the music industry was each one?
Dave Williams: Don’t know this person.
Ian Curtis: This person, either.
Aaliah: I remember when she died!
Rozz Williams: Who?
Elvis: Elvis LIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!
Tupac: I thought he was still alive…?
Michael Hutchence: Who?
Sid Vicious: I know the name, but I don’t know the dude.
Jimi Hendrix: Highly influential in the music industry, probably a big loss.

1539. What are the most cruel words someone could say to you?
I’m not a fan of being called stupid. Bu then again, who is?

1540. Would you rather catch your parents in bed or have them catch you?
Both would be equally disturbing—my parents are divorced and I have absolutely no one with whom I would sleep with.

1541. If someone offered you $1,000 to cheat on your boy/girlfriend, would you do it?
Hell no.

1542. Would you rather date someone 3 years younger than you, or 15 years older?
I don’t mind older gentlemen, but those 15+ years older than me and who are attracted to me tend to be creepers.

1543. Would you rather like your guy/girl more than s/he likes you, or have him or her like you more?
I’d rather like them more than they like me. It’s been a pretty consistent pattern thus far, anyway.

1544. Which is better, the rush of kissing a new person for the first time, or the comfort of kissing the same person a hundred times?
Hm…I like the rush of the first kiss.

1544. If you could read your boy/girlfriends mind, but only by letting him or her read yours, would you do it?
Nah. Can anyone say major privacy violations?

1545. Would you rather lose your bathing suit to a huge wave right in front of a cute lifeguard, or your whole family?
My family wouldn’t care, and the lifeguard would probably die from ugliness exposure.

1546. Is truth sometimes stranger than fiction?
Absolutely. You can’t make some of this stuff up.

1547. Do you look back and laugh at things that hurt or were embarrassing at the time?
Depends on the thing and if it still hurts/is embarrassing.

1548. Would you like to live in the Playboy Mansion?
Ew.

1549. Have you ever looked in anyone’s wallet that wasn’t yours?
Hahaha, I’ve had someone’s Visa card in my mouth.

1550. What time and date is it?
July 5, 2011. 10:26 PM.

1551. What song would you (or have you) sung karaoke?
Anything on Rock Band. Those count, eh?

1552. Do you run through the sprinkler on a hot day?
I used to.

1553. Could you survive without:
Electricity: Yes, but it would suck.
Heat: Blankets!
Air conditioning: Indeed. Moscow’s mild enough.
TV: Yup.
Radio: As long as I’ve got my tunes!
A car: Been doing fine so far.

1554. Would you ever consider shaving your head?
I’ve thought about it, actually. I have obnoxious hair.

1555. What is one thing that will happen to you less than 24 hours from now?
I’ll listen to music.

1556. What age would you want to stay forever?
I liked being 19. I’d be 19 again. TUCK EVERLASTING.

1557. What is the softest part of your body?
My fat butt.

1558. What would make your day if it happened right now?
Leibniz coming back and declaring his love for me. The Census Bureau calling me up and saying “we love you, come work with us forever!” The McMurdo station calling me up and saying “we love you, come work with us forever!”

1559. What are you thinking about?
Statistics.

1560. Are you on:
Drugs: I’m slowly getting off a prescription.
The road to nowhere: Such is my life.
The crazy train: Dude, I’m the freaking conductor.

1561. Do you say everything to people’s faces or do you talk behind their backs?
I don’t really have much to say to/about anyone.

1562. What is gone that will never come back?
My sanity.

1563. What’s your biggest turn on?
Physical: fat dudes.
Mental: a “go with the flow” kind of nature.

1564. Have you ever made love in an elevator?
Livin’ it up while I’m goin’ down.

1565. Are you spiritually dead?
PFFT spirituality.

1566. What’s your favorite care bear?
I don’t have one. I don’t think I’ve ever watched Care Bears.

1567. Do you like the music of Warren Zevon?
Who?

1568. Have you ever wanted a picture painted onto your car?
Not particularly…

1569. Are you an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band?
HOW DID YOU KNOW?

1570. If you aren’t an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band then who is?
What?

1571. How many private entries do you have?
Two or three, I think.

1572. Are you clumsy?
I’m not too bad.

1573. As you get older will you let your looks go or have plastic surgery?
Hopefully I won’t live that long.

1574. If you wear contacts or glasses would you ever consider laser eye surgery?
Probably not. I dig my glasses.

1575. What is the most expensive thing you own?
Probably my guitar. $600 something.

1576. What do you think of when you hear the word ‘cell’?
Cytoplasm!

1577. Have you ever had goat’s milk?
Nope, not even when I was a kid. HA, get it?

1578. Do you care how Jennifer Anniston lives her life?
Nope.

1579. If there was a ‘penny per page’ internet tax would you pay it?
I would owe SO. MUCH.

1580. Do you treat your pets like family members?
I do indeed, because they are.

1581. Have you ever eaten tofu?
Tofu rules.

1582. Do you believe that the ‘war on drugs’ is effective?
Haha, it hasn’t really proven to be.

1583. What would you like to have 435 of (anything but money)?
M&Ms!

1584. How many people know the password to your diary besides you?
No one.

1585. Do you like Calvin and Hobbes?
The comic = awesome. The two individuals = awesome as well.

1586. Have you ever thought of deleting your diary?
Deleting my blog? BLASPHEMY! Though I have thought of ceasing  my daily posts.

1587. Have you ever thought of moving to OD+?
I’m assuming that stands for Open Diary +. And no.

1588. Do 48 hours need 48 thrills?
I’d be okay with that.

1589. Who do you know that acts phony?
A few people.

1590. Do you like American Pie?
The movie, song, or food? They’re all pretty good, I suppose.

1591. What is the last law you broke?
I probably accidentally littered when I had all my crap sitting outside while I was loading it into the moving van. It was windy. I had papers.

1592. Have you ever run away from home?
Never felt the need to.

1593. Have you had a good feeling today?
No.

1594. What was it?
Irrelevant!

1595. Did your parents pretend there was a tooth fairy and slip money under your pillow?
Yeah.

1596. If yes, how much per tooth?
$5? I can’t really remember.

1597. Is there a difference between arts and crafts?
Arts = freeform creation, crafts = application of tools towards a (generally) predetermined goal.

1598. Have you ever tried out for something?
State drama, state band, probably some other stuff.

1599. Did you make it?
I made state drama. I had a panic attack during my audition for state band ‘cause that’s what I do.

1600. What’s your favorite lullaby?
Baa Baa Black Sheep is pretty awesome.