1301. Can “what you don’t know” actually hurt you?
Anything can hurt us. WE ARE VULNERABLE SOULS!

1302. Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Perhaps. Are you thinking about statistics?

1303. What people or objects would you describe as “pure”?
Nothing’s “pure.” We’re all composed of molecules that have been in all sorts of things.

1304. Are you into bookcrossing (If you aren’t sure, check out http://www.bookcrossing.com)?
It sounds pretty cool.

1305. Have you ever had a pen pal?
Nope. Unless you count the “pen pals” we had in elementary school. Us sixth graders had to have first grade pen pals.

1306. Have you ever had a package pal (same as a pen pal but you send each other surprise gifts instead of letters)?
That would be awesome.

1307. Is there a particular word or phrase that annoys you?
“Irregardless.”

1308. Is there an online game you like to play?
Deathmatch Classic. WoW. Mostly Deathmatch Classic, though.

1309. What group of people is the most discriminated against in your opinion or
experience?
People who are labeled with “mental illness.”

1310. What do you like best about bras and underwear?
Bras keep my boobies in place. Even though I don’t really have boobies.

1311. Are you afraid of living in oblivion?
It’s probably better than living in Vancouver.

1312. Before you were born you got to pick your life from one of these. Which do you pick?
– You are successful from the start, a musical genius, good looking, wealthy. You become a rock star, get super famous, make your mark on the world and die at 27.
– You are caring and compassionate. You love animals and adopt more and more as you grow older. You foster and nurture and care for them all of your life.
– You sit home playing video games for 70 years.
Option A. Mainly because it doesn’t specify what my “mark on the world” would be. Also, I already have training to become a rock star: Rock Band.

1313. What is broken in your:
Car?
I don’t have a car.
School?
Who  knows? UBC is big…odds are something
is broken.
House?
My voice recorder.
Life?
Haha, my ENTIRE life is broken.
Soul?
I have no soul. Grad school stole it.
Brain?
See above.

1314. Which one will you fix first?
Preferably brain.

1315. Tell me all your thoughts on god:
There aren’t any.

1316. What is the strangest note you’ve ever received?
Once on Valentine’s Day somebody chucked a box of those nasty chalky conversation hearts at my head. I didn’t see who they were, but they signed the box “To Claudia, from Nekko Nikky.” I still have no clue who it was.

1317. Of the following how many can be used to get in touch with you?
Phone
Beeper
Voice mail
Email
Cell phone
Snail mail
Email, cell phone, snail mail. I miss voice mail.

1318. Are you always available/easy to reach, or do you give people a chance to miss you?
I’m extremely good at reading emails from people and then completely forgetting to respond to them. Same goes for Facebook messages, blog comments (I DO read them, Matt, I swear!), and (back when I had voicemail) voicemails. Fail.

1319. If you got pregnant or impregnated the person you are with now (hypothetical if there is no one in your life just now) would you lean more towards keeping, adopting out, or aborting the baby?
I’m not with anyone right now. But if this little scenario occurred with the last “person I was with,” I would ask their opinion first, of course. But given my current situation, I’d probably go for adoption.

1320. If your partner in the pregnancy did not agree with how you felt and pressured you to change your mind or just went ahead with what he or she wanted to do against your wishes, would that affect your ability to continue your relationship with this person?
Durh.

1321. Who should have the final say in the decision to have a baby, the woman or the man?
The baby!

1322. If your boyfriend or girlfriend cheats on you for the first time, do you forgive him or her and take him or her back?
I wouldn’t deny them the opportunity to explain themselves, but it would depend on why they did it whether or not I would forgive them.

1323. What if it is your husband or wife that cheats on you?
Same as above.

1324. Who is more responsible for educating children, parents or schools?
Parents.

1325. Are you into new age things?
Like Enya? Enya is cool.

1326. Are you very:
Nervous?
Yes.
Anxious?
Always.
High strung?
You have no idea.
Organized?
Organization rules!
Tense?
This is like my biography.
Rigid?
About some things.
Skeptical?
About people, yes.

1327. Do you perceive reality differently from others?
Doesn’t everybody?

1328. If you asked someone, “Do you masturbate?” and he or she says, “No,” would you assume he or she was lying?
No, ‘cause I don’t masturbate either.

1329. What do you blame things on?
The pop (RANDOM SONG REFERENCE)

1330. Do you want to be naked and famous?
Can I be sticky and naked instead? (RANDOM FUTURAMA REFERENCE)

1331. Ice Cube or LL Cool J?
Am “cool” an alphabet letter? (RANDOM RAB REFERENCE)

1332. What are your feelings about rap music?
Meh. I’m not a fan of most of it.

1333. Cypress Hill or Roxy Music?
What?
BSB or N’sync or NKOTB?
N’sync.
Debbie Gibson or Paula Abdul?
Who?
Eminem or Kid Rock?
Eminem, just ‘cause I don’t know any of Kid Rock’s songs.
Weezer or the Get Up Kids?
Weezer.

1334. If you could solve just one of the world’s problems what would you choose to solve?
Precisely how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if he could, in fact, chuck wood.

1335. Would you make a good:
Counselor?
No.
Visual artist?
Possibly.
Teacher?
I’d enjoy it, at least.
Pilot?
Ooh, I’d love to be a pilot!
Secretary?
Sure, why not?
Cashier?
I ALWAYS wanted to be a cashier when I was a kid.
Waiter or waitress?
Eh, probably not.
Veterinary assistant?
Sure.
Office manager?
BLAH, no.
Stage manager?
Sure.
Actor or actress?
Definitely.
Sales girl or guy?
I would suck so bad at this.
Pizza delivery girl or guy?
Not after Aaron’s experience, no, haha.
Film director?
That would be snazzy.
Business man or woman?
Blah.
CEO?
BLAH.
Surgeon?
Neurosurgeon!
Fire man or woman?
Sure.
Cop?
Sure.

1336. Do you check condoms to see if they are expired before using them?
Never had to use one.

1337. Imagine you are in school and a person of the opposite sex you barely know asks you really nicely for a ride home from class (yes, you have a car). It’s out of your way. Do you say yes?
Of course. Haha, that was pretty much my role in high school anyway.
Let’s say you said yes. S/he hugs you. What is your reaction?
Aw, that’s nice.
As you drop him or her off s/he hugs you again and thanks you for being such a nice person. What do you make of all this?
I would be quite intrigued. And happy.

1338. Are you interested in post-apocalyptic (post-nuclear war) movies?
I’m not much of a movie person in general.

1339. What is the saddest movie you ever saw?
The Butterfly Effect made me bawl my eyes out.

1340. What is the saddest thought you can think of?
My mother dying.

1341. Who is the most horrible driver you know?
Rob.

1342. Are you a sexist in any way?
Yes, but we’ll not talk about that.

1343. How often do you check your email?
About 15 times per day.

1344. How often do you check your diary for notes?
My blog, you mean? For comments? Maybe four or five times a day.

1345. If you had to read a biography about someone, who would you pick?
Leibniz.

1346. Which of your friends or relatives has the most interesting life story?
Probably my Grandma Mahler. She’s seen quite a bit.

1347. What’s the matter with kids today?
Generation Z, man, too much social networking business.

1348. How do you feel about censorship?
I think it’s ****ing g******n stupid!

1349. What was on the last CD you burned?
I haven’t burned a CD in FOREVER. I think the last CD I burned was last summer…it was a bunch of songs for my mom.

1350. What movie should be released on DVD but hasn’t been released yet?
I don’t know about movies, but the TV show CHICAGO HOPE needs to come out on DVD ASAP.  That was the most fantastic show ever.

1351. Have you ever wished for wings that work?
That was a phenomenal book.

1352. Have you ever imagined that you are not really of this world?
Who hasn’t?

1353. Did you have an imaginary friend as a child?
No. I made sure to construct mine out of paper and tape.

1354. Do you still have imaginary friends?
Possibly. My life is odd.

1355. Do you enjoy reading children’s books?
Dude, Golden Books rock.

1356. Are you decadent?
Maybe somewhat.

1357. What would make you happy that money cannot buy?
Getting out of this program.

1358. What would make you happy that money can buy?
More education. I’d like to return to undergrad and get every major possible.

1359. Where do you hang out in your spare time?
My apartment.

1360. Do you delight in minor euphoria?
You need to, don’t you, to get through life?

1361. It’s (what time is it?) ______.
12: 25 AM

Do you know where your:
Mom is?
Sleeping down in Arizona.
Dad is?
I THINK he’s back in Moscow…
First boyfriend or girlfriend is?
Probably sleeping in Moscow.
Boy or girlfriend is?
N/A.
Best friend is?
Moscow, but probably not sleeping yet.
Soul mate is?
Who knows?
Wallet is?
In my purse on my desk.

1362. Who do you feel sorry for?
Nobody.

1363. What will you never say in front of your parents?
I don’t cuss in front of my parents. I doubt that I’ll NEVER cuss in front of them, but I just don’t. It would seem weird to.

1364. Do you change your personality and behavior depending on who you are with?
Yup.

1365. Are you waiting for marriage to lose your virginity?
I have no current interest in losing my virginity.

1366. What year were you born?
1988.

1367. What is your sign?
Aquarius/dragon.

1368. What year did you/will you graduate from high school?
2006.

1369. Do you use moisturizer?
Nope.

1370. On what parts of your body?
No moisturizer.

1371. Are the 70’s back in style?
That would ROCK.

1372. Do you read any magazines?
I used to read Scientific American and Mental Floss, but my subscriptions ran out.

1373. Do you read before going to sleep at night?
I listen to music.

1374. Are you a music maker?
Indeed.

1375. Are you a dreamer of the dreams?
INCEPTION ZOMG

1376. How do you feel about large corporations?
They aren’t inherently bad, but most of them become so.

1377. How do you feel about people who are, “just doing their job”?
Depends on what that entails.

1378. Which would you watch of these choices:
Pitch black, The mummy, Pretty woman?
The Mummy.

1380. About what percent of the time do you feel good about yourself?
5.5%.

1381. Do you feel comfortable with other people (in social situations)?
Hahaha, no.

1382. Do you have good friends/family relationships?
Indeed. Though I’m pretty damn lonely up here.

1383. How do you control your tension and anxiety?
I don’t.

1384. Are you able to meet the demands of life and function in society?
80% of the time, yes.

1385. Do you curb your feelings of hatred and guilt?
I do indeed.

1386. Do you maintain a positive outlook?
I’m a proton!

1387. Does knowing you enrich the lives of others?
I seriously doubt it.

1388. What things do you cherish?
Knowledge. Humor. Dorky friends. My parents.

1389. To what extent do you value diversity?
Diversity = always good.

1390. What fascinates you?
Statistics. There are few things on this planet more fascinating to me than statistics. Oh, and the internet. The internet is astonishingly fascinating.

1391. Do you appreciate nature?
Sure.

1392. If you could be someone else for a day who would you be?
That’s a good question. Do they have to be living?

1393. Would you ever consider ‘psychic surgery’ if you were ill?
Nah.
How about voodoo?
Nope.
Herbal remedies?
Possibly.

1394. How effective do you feel meditation is?
Bah. I don’t understand meditation.

1395. How effective do you feel prayer is?
I say again, “bah.”

1396. How do you think that you (or anyone, for that matter) could pray without ceasing?
If I (or they) knew that something would come of it.

1397. Is religion a live option for you (that is, a possibility, something you are drawn to even if you have no belief)?
Nope.

1398. What part of your body do you lavish the least attention and love on?
My toes.

1399. How many clocks are in your house?
Nine. Yes, I have issues.

1400. What topics would you like to see more of on this survey?
Dude, I think everything will be pretty much covered.