This afternoon I found a thingy called the Snow White Theory.  It involves a quiz that will give you your “dwarf personality” in a group setting.  Quiz is here.

This was quite fun. I’m also pleased to be pegged as a Doc. Doc was always my favorite dwarf. Highlights from the “Doc” page:

• Doc people are very career-focused, and fit into the corporate/medical/academic world quite naturally. They are constantly scanning their environment for potential problems which they can turn into solutions.
• Although Docs are not naturally tuned into other people’s feelings, these individuals frequently have very strong sentimental streaks. Often these sentiments are very powerful to the Doc, although they will likely hide it from general knowledge, believing the feelings to be a
  weakness.
• There is not much room for error in the world of Doc. They dislike to see mistakes repeated, and have no patience with inefficiency.

That last point is why I had such a beef with the U of I.