1. This dream involving a strange combination of Pokemon: The Movie and Princess Mononoke. You know those dream epics that in reality last about three minutes? Yeah, this was one of those.
2. A brilliant idea to extend the processed cheese-type product to butter. It’d be called “Ghee Whiz.”
3. How we could cure AIDS if we just spelled it differently.
4. Calculus: The Musical.
5. How much I would like to take the SAT again just to see if I would bomb the ever-loving Jesus crackers out of it a second time (I probably would).
6. Another micro dream involving Newton and a lot of auto-tuning (possibly related to #4?).

Yeah.