Okay, it might be the complete lack of sleep talking, but this is one of the most entertaining things I’ve found on the internet in awhile:

A few of the completely randomized ones were absolutely hilarious. Here are a few that I made, just ‘cause. Next step: Haikus.

And now that I’ve laughed inappropriately hard for about half an hour, I’m going to try to sleep. Maybe.

Today’s song: O Nata Lux by Morten Lauridsen