Dammit, Omegle.

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you a girl with nude pictures?
You: No, I’m a guy with a ShamWow
Stranger: wow!
Stranger: do you say wow every time?
You: Every single time!
You: It holds 500 times its own weight in “wow”!
Stranger: wow!!
You: Who needs nude girls with pics when you can SOAK UP SODA?!?!
You: It’s made in Germany, you know, and the Germans always make good stuff
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: fetichini
Stranger: linguini
Stranger: martini
Stranger: bikini
You: It’s gonna love your nuts!
Stranger: don’t slap that chop!
You: If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with one hand!
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: k, i gotta go find more pics
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Estragon?
You: Vladimir?
Stranger: Fuck!
Stranger: It’s you!
You: Where the hell is Godot? He’s late!
Stranger: He said we should wait for him here…
Stranger: …I think so.
You: Well, do you think we should wait or should we search for him?
Stranger: We should ponder life and existence and suicide and do nothing for a lot of time…
You: But I’m tired and I want to sleep, Vlad.
Stranger: I’ve been waiting SO LONG for someone to get the Godot reference. Thank you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected