Online anonymous chatting…there is no more dangerous thing.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi :)
Stranger: got a pussy?
You: I have a dog
You: Its name is BINGO
You: B
You: I
You: N-G-O
You: B
You: I
You: N-G-O
You: What’s your name-o?
You: Can I call you PussyMan?
You: …PussyMan?
You: Puss n’ Boots?
You: Lord Buttcheek of the North?
Stranger: You can call me The Grim reaper Of Omegle
You: YAY
You: Why is the Grim Reaper of Omegle looking for pussy?
You: I think I’m going to stick with calling you Lord Buttcheek of the North
You: Or LBN
You: Or Petey
You: You like that name?
You: And Petey is your name-o!
You: Backwards it’s yeteP
You: !o-eman sdrawkcab ruoy si yeteP dnA
You: Just dance…it’s gonna be okay
You: Da-da-DO-DO, just dance
You: And GaGa was her name-o!
You: Jesus, dude, talk or disconnect, I can ramble all night
You: Or rock n’ roll all night, I can do that too
You: (and party ev-er-y day)
You: Fart
You: Fart
You: Fartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfart
You: Did you die?
You: ARE YOU BREATHING?!
You: OH GOD, HE’S NOT RESPONSIVE, GET ME A CRASH CART, STAT!
You: 200 JOULES!
You: CLEAR!
You: *BZZZT!*
You: NO RESPONSE!
You: 400 JOULES!
You: CLEAR!
You: *BZZZZZT!*
You: NO RESPONSE!
You: 80,000 JOULES!
You: *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!*
You: OH FUCK, I FORGOT TO SHOUT “CLEAR” AND NOW THE ENTIRE ER STAFF IS DEAD!
You: GODDAMMIT
You: Wake up, sunshine, Omegle’s calling…
You: WHY AREN’T YOU TALKING, DO YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF MAGIC WORD I HAVE TO TYPE IN ORDER TO GET YOU TO RESPOND?
You: CAPS LOCK
You: Of the 3,013 users online, I had to get you
You: Okay, fine, I have a pussy, will you talk now?
You: MY LADY PARTS ARE BECKONING!
You: Labia are quite loud
You: I’M STILL HERE!!
You: A
You: B
You: C
You: D
You: E
You: F
You: G
You: H
You: I
You: J
You: K
You: L
You: M
You: N
You: O
You: P
You: Q
You: R
You: S
You: T
You: U
You: V
You: W
You: X
You: Y
You: Z
You: BITCH!
You have disconnected.